- Dan Bull The Arch-Illager 歌词
- Dan Bull
- [Verse 1]
I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world
That didn't want me
They rejected, disrespected, scorned and shunned me
Cold and hungry
All I wanted was some company, to be comfy
But to put it bluntly, they were being
A bunch of considerably rude neighbors so I gave up
Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
The doorway yawned awake slowly, I wasn't brave normally
But a strange force was calling me
And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward
Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward
I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance
I saw what lay bеfore me, it was called the Orb of Dominance
It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
'Til at once the commoners, no longer had my tolerance
[Chorus]
I am a small Illager, the littlest around
But now, I've got a small feeling
I'm going to be well-endowed
I am a small Illager, my will, it stands proud
Growing 'til I fit the throne
So hand me the crown
[Verse 2]
Now bow down, show me the top of your head
Hey, I said bow down! Else, I'll be dropping you dead
I am the Arch-Illager and I will pillage your village until you
Give in, so run, you can't win if you stand in my path
You'll get trampled like grass
I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
No need to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge
I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards
Oh, I see you're planning a resistance?
If you're going to lead the charge, be advised
Objects in your rear view appear large
Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion
So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income
You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
It's never going to bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does
[Chorus]
I'm the Arch-Illager
Now come on down
Down into my dungeon, have a look around
I am the Arch-Illager
Living in a cave and having a party
While keeping villagers enslaved
[Verse 3]
Now come on down, down, come on, quicker, chop-chop
Come on down, down some hard liquor
I am the Arch-Illager, handle my business
Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors
Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous
Forcing my hand, you're going to be all prisoners
No forgiveness, I'm sending in my skeletons in regiments
Defending us against your weapons with a vengeance
Repelling your torches, enemy forces, making me nauseous
Better be cautious or you'll be left on the edge of a tall cliff
Awkward! Better restore quick then come down into the dungeon
Where the smell is rather pungent
Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions
[Chorus]
I'm the Arch-Illager
Thank you for coming down, now make yourself comfortable
Have a look around
I am the Arch-Illager
Catching you unaware, if you come in unprepared
Here's someone you haven't met
[Outro]
So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair
There now, what's the matter, chuck?
You look a little scared
I am the Arch-Illager and I warned you
That if you didn't give up
Then I'd have to confiscate your head
I'm not to be messed with, me
I may be small
But I'm kind of a big deal
So my suggestion, should you wish to heed it
And I strongly advise that you do
Is to bugger off
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Dan Bull
Generation Gaming XXIII: Breakfast At Limmy's
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Dan Bull
热门歌曲
> Spider Man Villain Cypher (feat. Dan Bull, RAPKNIGHT, Louverture, The Kevin Bennett, Pe$o Pete, GODZtheDon, Omega Sparx, Mix Williams, Freeced, Delta
> I've Got a Bone (Oxygen Beats Remix)
> I've Got a Bone
> Squadrons
> Ol' Dirty Bastion
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> I'm the King of the Castle (CastleStorm Song)
> The Outer Worlds
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> Ancestors (Acapella)
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> Borderborderborderborderborderborderborderborderborderborderborderborderlands 3
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> I'm a Zombie
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> All in the Family (Acapella)
> Life Is Strange
> Everything Is Fading (Acapella)
> So Fly
- Dan Bull
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所有专辑
> Super Smash Bros Confession
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> Origin of Symmetra
> Mando (Star Wars - The Mandalorian Rap)
> 10 Years of Borderlands
> I'm the King of the Castle (CastleStorm Song)
> Pokemon Champion Cypher (feat. Cam Steady, G.Yee, JT Music, Mat4yo, Chi-Chi, Diggz Da Prophecy, FrivolousShara, Trickywi, Breeton Boi, Dan Bull & Glit
> Spider Man Villain Cypher (feat. Dan Bull, RAPKNIGHT, Louverture, The Kevin Bennett, Pe$o Pete, GODZtheDon, Omega Sparx, Mix Williams, Freeced, Delta
> Jacob Rees-Mogg Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #6)
> World of Warships
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