- Bo Peep 硕鼠 歌词
- Bo Peep
- 编曲 : CDY
编曲：CDY
翻译：Mr.Yao
后期：孤矢
出品：汉服演义
“明明是我的怎么算偷呢
他们不说的我们就收着
"How can it be considered stealing when it's obviously mine?
就算你说了也当你丢了
What they do not claim we will take
还想在我爹那评一个优呢”
Even if they do claim it, I will still pretend that they lost it
盖一朵小红花 偷一个文化就张彩结灯
And I even want to get an excellent performance review from my father."
我建议您老人家 评个偷窃帝国的三好学生
You are so eager to celebrate when you steal a piece of a culture by adding only a small red flower
昨天的泡菜到今天的汉服
I recommend that you apply to be an honorary student of the "Stealing Empire".
稍有点智商都算你们的叛徒
From yesterday's kimchi to today's hanfu
“爸爸抄了儿子” 儿子背得烂熟
Anyone with just a little intelligence you regard as a traitor
上历史课别忘了请一个伴读
"Dad copied his son." A refrain that the son recites quite well.
还妄图说什么伸冤
Don't forget to hire a study companion for your history class
这种疯癫的表演也新鲜
And you have the audacity to claim that it is you that have grievances
论偷 没人来和你们争先
This kind of deranged performance is truly unheard of
下个是三星堆还是生煎？
In terms of stealing, no one is going to compete with you.
你说过 你们是宇宙的起源
Will the next one be the Sanxingdui Historical Site or the Pan-Fried Bun?
上帝也比你们 晚生了几年
You said you were the origin of the universe
从孔子到李白到悟空的水帘洞
Even God was born a few years later than you
这些资料都追溯到史前
From Confucius to Li Bai to Wukong's Water Curtain Cave
你说你们的野人都早整容
These sources all date back to prehistory
组团出道在美洲是老网红了
You said even your ancient cavemen had plastic surgery
唱着菠萝蜜在那侏罗纪穿着襦裙骑着几只小恐龙
Their group debut in the Americas was an old internet sensation
你说你说 的就是史料
Singing Boluomi in the Jurassic Period wearing a Ru Skirt and riding a few small dinosaurs
不用那么复杂搞什么比较
You say whatever you say qualifies as historical evidence
管你什么曲裾直裰对襟襦裙
No need to make things complicated by doing any comparison
只有无耻才是老道
Who cares about the different ways of making skirts
抱歉我还是没你会演
Being shameless is your core skill
不会一边跪舔还抛着媚眼
Sorry I still can't act like you
不过穿了汉服就戳了沸点
I can’t kneel and lick and wink at the same time
哦都尅 这涨红的嘴脸未免
The reason for your excitement is that you are wearing Chinese Hanfu!
继续跳窜啊
What to do! Look at your red face!
硕鼠偷着剩的渣
Keep jumping
翘尾巴
The rats steal the leftover scum
叽叽喳喳
tails up
可怜自卑又自大
Chattering
成笑话
Miserable, self-pitying and arrogant all at once
在辩论之前 就先别拉黑
What a joke!
想认祖归宗 那家有家规
Don't blacklist me if you want a debate
别信口胡说 再撒手发挥
If you want to claim your ancestry, then follow the family rules
我对手太多 在枪口扎堆
Don't talk nonsense and say whatever you please
改良了明朝的服饰 难不成这样就变成了你的
I have too many opponents, so I don't need you to pile up in front of my gun
拿不出证据就P几个图 自己还觉得挺美呢
You just altered the costume of our Ming Dynasty, and you think by doing that it become yours？
02年来办了彩灯节 摇身一变成了燃灯节申遗
You can’t produce any evidence, so you simply photoshop a few pictures, and you think that makes you great
遵循着事大主义 那脆弱的自尊心让人也称奇
You only ran a lantern festival in 2002, then you suddenly transformed it into a lantern burning festival World Heritage application
只会一招耍无赖 “我不听我不听”想把汉服也申遗
You try to exaggerate everything. That fragile self-esteem of yours makes people wonder indeed
摸摸自己的化纤布带着小号硬说这就是真皮
Your only have one shameless trick of "I don’t hear you! I don’t hear you!" And you want to use it to do the World Heritage application for Hanfu
对对 都源于宇宙国
Feeling your chemical fabric, you boast it’s real leather
从咖啡香水到泡沫
Yes, yes, they all originate from your Country of the Universe.
玛格丽特披萨和赛罗
From coffee perfume to foam
达摩男模尼采和二伯
Margarita Pizza and Cero
拿着敦煌的壁画改了水印 就敢说是自己的
Dharma, male model, Nietzsche and Erb
看着你们我只觉得搞笑 只好送你一首歌
You take the Dunhuang frescoes and change the watermark and dare to say it is your own
继续跳窜啊
Looking at you guys I just feel funny, and I have to send you a song
硕鼠偷着剩的渣
Keep jumping
翘尾巴
Shameless little scoundrel
叽叽喳喳
Who cares about you
可怜自卑又自大
Chattering
成笑话
Ridiculous, sad and pathetic
翻译 : Mr.Yao
What a joke!
后期 : 孤矢
出品 : 汉服演义
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