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- Jon lajoie Everyday Normal Guy 歌词
- Jon lajoie
- I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
Nothing special about me Mother ******a
再平凡无奇不过了
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ******a
去俱乐部要乖乖排队
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ******a
我在银行取了600刀
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
And my ***ual performances are average
也只是平均水平
I work at customer service for a phone company
我在一家手机公司当客服
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
一个小时才赚12刀，但这就是我需要的
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
我住在一条安静街区的小公寓里
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
比较宅，喜欢看电视
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
买不起车，只能用公共交通工具
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
不在意在车上阅读，直到我到达目的地
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
有时是报纸，有时是书
the amount of money I save this ****** is off the hook
厉行节约是为了摆脱困境
And i am not very good with the women
我的女人缘不太好
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
我非常害羞而且长的一般
last time I had *** was in 2003
最后一次性生活是在2003年
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
我很惭愧得承认，不过这不是免费的
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
I get nervous in social situations Mother ******a
我在社交场合会感到紧张
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
I get constipated once a month Mother ******a
每个月都会便秘一次
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ******a
我做了很棒的意粉酱
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
当我去看牙医时也会感到害怕
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
我在日常生活中是Pauly Shore
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
比较健忘，我不太喜欢
I have an "According to Jim" personality
有“吉姆说“里那样的个性
I'm as entertaining as a ******g STD
我和STD一样有趣
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
如果你想来找我麻烦，我想你应该可以
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
因为我不是很自信，而且是个弱鸡
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
当你踢我背后时我只会蜷成一团
honestly I probably wont fight back
说实话，我可能不会还手
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
而且我没有这么多朋友挺我
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
可能会，但他看起来也不强硬
You want some of this ******?
想要几个这种吗？
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
如果你很少有性生活，请举起手来
If you're not well paid put your hands up
如果你是个穷鬼，请举起手来
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
如果你养了猫，请举起手来
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
如果你的背部酸痛，请举起手来
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
我在两年前的夏天搬冰箱的时候弄伤了背部
and ever since then it's just not the same
从那以后就有点不太一样了
It gets pretty sore
你知道的，它变得非常痛
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
My parents are really nice people Mother ******a
我的父母都非常棒
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ******a
还有点恐高
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother ******a
喜欢”实习医生格蕾“
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
很擅长折纸飞机
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