- Owl City Dental Care 歌词
- Owl City
- I brush my teeth
我刷着牙
and look in the mirror
对着镜子里的我
And laugh out loud
放声大笑
as I'm beaming from ear to ear
简直是笑的合不拢嘴
我宁愿去采花
I'd rather pick flowers
而不是像这样“打架”（做思想斗争）
instead of fight
更不愿在他面前秀自己
And rather than flaunt my style
我只想甩给他一个笑脸
I'd flash you a smile
里面的牙齿白如珍珠
Of clean pearly whites
我去过牙医那儿了
数不清多少次 所以我了如指掌
I've been to the dentist
把头发梳梳好 躺好在牙科椅上
A thousand times, so I know the drill
不知怎么的 我还是有点怕
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
“坐下来吧”
but somehow I still get the chills
他和颜悦色地说道
跟我握了握手
Have a seat
抱一个礼节性的微笑
He says pleasantly
“张大你的嘴巴哦~”
As he shakes my hand
他看着我说道
And practically laughs at me
然后他假笑了一下 开口说
“没有合适的了 你就将就一下吧”
Open up nice and wide
他努力着不笑出声来
He says, peering in
医生们在放长假的时候
And with a smirk he says,
牙医往往会变得很急躁 没有耐心
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
话说多了 牙反而更疼
As he tries not to grin
因为我说的事情极其愚蠢
所以我如果斗不过他们
When hygienists leave on long vacations
最后就是把这份傲气 随着阿司匹林一起吞下
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
然后好好闭上我的嘴
打完高尔夫 可千万不能喝酒
Talking only brings the toothaches on
这就是我“开车不喝酒 喝酒不开车”的原因
Because I say the stupidest things
因为啊 万一撞上了我的牙齿
So if my resolve goes south
我就再也笑不起来了
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
我去过牙医那儿无数次了
And shut my mouth
所以我实在太了解
头发梳梳好 躺好在牙科椅上
Golf and alcohol don't mix
但不知怎么回事 我还是打了个冷颤
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
but somehow I still get the chills
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