- Harley Quinn & Birds of Prey (Princess Rap Battle) 歌词 Whitney Avalon
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- Whitney Avalon Harley Quinn & Birds of Prey (Princess Rap Battle) 歌词
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- Harley Quinn (HQ): Come and pay your respects
I am crazy… complex Hear how this anarchist protagonist Met her villainous ex It all started back when I was Doctor Harleen Quinzell Arkham’s Clinical Psychologist The gist is I fell For a felon Clearly criminally insane And then I fell into a vat That changed my skin tone and my name I may have lost my mind But now I’m back on the grind This little monster’s free And she’s no longer defined As the sidekick or side chick Of the rogue that oppressed her Harley Queen’s holding court And I don’t need a jester Been through denial, depression, bargaining And now I’m just pissed I’m putting “Do what I wanna” At the top of the list I’ve never been a quitter 'Cause my heart’s full of glitter No one can stop me THUG: There she is, get her! HQ: Ah! HQ: Who are you? Huntress (HU): Do you know who I am? HQ: I literally just asked, so no HU: Oh Call me Huntress The daughter who uncannily Survived the brutal massacre When mobsters killed my family So now I pay respects With every shot that connects Badass assassin putting Bolts through their necks A smokeshow with a crossbow And I constantly embarrass These bozos who oppose This secret Bertinelli heiress Payback’s my motive And my methods are vicious ‘Cause these spaghetti-slurping slimeballs ‘bout ta sleep with the fishes I murder mafioso mofos And I’m out for revenge HQ: See that kind of moxie Means we’ve gotta be friends HU: …I don’t really have friends HQ: Well you do now, honey Let’s go get some drinks Bought with someone else’s money HQ: Bartender! A couple shots! Put it on Roman’s tab Black Canary (BC): Make it three HQ: Dinah, how ya been? BC: Look what the cat dragged in I haven’t seen you since the split How you holding up, Quinn? HQ: Fantabulous and fabulous Full steam ahead! BC: Then it’s a cryin’ shame That my boss wants you dead HQ: What else is new? BC: Well, without your ex’s protection He’ll peel that pretty face off For his private collection HQ: Oh, so now you belong To Mr. Roman Sionis? BC: That spoiled rich dickhole Only wishes he owned this Sassy songbird siren stuck here Sitting, waiting my turn Thinking someday soon I’ll have to Wise up, rise up and burn This whole crooked wicked Criminal club to the ground I swear on my momma’s grave I wanna clean up this town When this vocalist crescendos You know that I end foes I’m the belting badass bombshell That can shatter glass windows I’m tough but can’t make enough Change on my own HQ: I don’t see why you Should have to do it alone BC: Sure, like you’d take my side If I decided to quit? HQ: Yup and my mobster killing Friend here is ****ing legit HU: You know, you’re the first soprano I haven’t wanted to whack BC: I could stand to have a gal like you Watching my back HQ: I swear to Zod We’re three peas in a pod HU: A girl gang in Gotham? HQ: Can we please form a squad?! BC: All right, Quinn, I’m in HU: Sweet… what’s the plan? HQ: We send them a message And stick it to the man BC: Oh, you mean Roman? HQ: Uh-huh! HU: You got dirt on that jerk? BC: Years of it HQ: Perfect! HU: This might actually work BC: He’ll be here soon There’s no time to waste HU: Having friends is fun! HQ: Let’s cut to the chase! HQ: Wake up, Roman! Good morning! BC: Pay attention dipshit This is your only warning HQ: Why’s he look so grumpy? HU: He’d look prettier if he smiled HQ: Possible personality disorder From being dropped as a child HU: If you want him dead I’ll make it look like a hit BC: Hell, I’d smoke this schmuck myself But I’ve been trying to quit HQ: No, this’ll be a blast We don’t have to hold back Just a one-sided battle rap Emancipation diss track! What an “original” gangster Big fan, gotta ask Are you the first dude in Gotham To hide behind a black mask? BC: Consider this my resignation I’m done working for freaks You don’t get two weeks Y’all can kiss both cheeks HU: And put a leash on Zsasz That little scarred-up spaz HQ: That sycophant sadist Is really all that he has BC: You’re a self-obsessed narcissist A thin skinned goon Who went bankrupt while choking On daddy’s silver spoon HU: Here’s the message, Sionis Let us be perfectly clear Stay out of our way Or you might disappear HQ: I’m Harley Frickin’ Quinn With a brand new crew Leavin’ clowns in the dust And the joke’s on you I’m crazier and fearless And I goddamn guarantee All of Gotham’s scared of you When they should be scared of me
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