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- Emily Skeggs changing my major 歌詞
- Emily Skeggs
- Changing My Major （移目標）（開心窩》音樂劇插曲）-Emily Skeggs
What happened last night
Are you really here
Joan Joan Joan Joan Joan
Hi Joan
Dont wake up Joan
Oh my God last night
Oh my God oh my God oh my God
Oh my God last night
I was so excited
I was too enthusiastic
Thank you for not laughing
Well you laughed a little bit
At one point when I was touching you
And said I might lose consciousness
Which you said was adorable
And I just have to trust
That you dont think Im an idiot
Or some kind of an animal
I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
But I must
Say that Im
Changing my major to Joan
Im changing my major to sex with Joan
Im changing my major to sex with Joan
With a minor in kissing Joan
Foreign study to Joans inner thighs
A seminar on Joans a**in her levis
And Joans crazy brown eyes
Joan I feel like hercules
Oh God that sounds ridiculous
Just keep on sleeping through this
And Ill work on calming down
So by the time youve woken up
Ill be cool
Ill be collected
And Ill have found some dignity
But who needs dignity
Cause this is so much better
Im radiating happiness
Will you stay here with me
For the rest of the semester
We wont need any food
Well live on sex alone
Sex with Joan
I am writing a thesis on Joan
Its a cutting edge field and my mind is blown
I would gladly stay up every night to hone
My compulsory skills with Joan
I will study my way down her spine
Familiarize myself with her well made outline
While she researches mine
I dont know who I am
Ive become someone new
Nothing I just did
Is anything I would do
Over night everything changed
I am not prepared
Im dizzy Im nauseous Im shaky
Im scared
Am I falling into nothingness
Or flying into something so sublime
I dont know
But Im
Changing my major to Joan
I thought all my life Id be all alone
But that was before I was lying prone
In this dorm room bed with Joan
Look she drooled on the pillow
So sweet
All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
And my heart feels complete
Lets never leave this room
How bout we stay here to finals
Ill go to school forever
Ill take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
Cause Im changing my major
To Joan
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