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- I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
My my my my TV makes me so bored
我的電視，讓我好生無聊
Makes me say, oh my Lord
讓我嘟囔，哦我的上帝
What is this garbage here?
為什麼在放這辣雞？
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
我想閉上眼，摀住耳
It sucks, and that's no lie
這爛透了，我不是在開玩笑
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
這和看著油漆幹掉一樣無趣
Lowers my IQ one notch
降低我的IQ
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
這就是為什麼我看不下去的原因
I told you homeboy, I can't watch this
我告訴過你，寶貝，我看不下去了
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know, I can't watch this
這除了辣雞還是辣雞，你要知道，我看不下去了
Poke out my eyes, man, I can't watch this
把我眼珠子挖出來吧，我看不下去了
Yo, gimme that remote control, I can't watch this
把遙控器給我，我看不下去了
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
談論著無趣的節目
There's America's Funniest Home Videos
這居然是美國最有趣的家庭節目
I can't believe my eyes
我目瞪口呆
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
當我看見這玩意贏了一等獎
Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
一些人的老母從屋頂上摔下來
Lands right on the lawn, face first on a rake
正好摔在草坪上，臉先砸在耙子上
I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
我聽見他們得了第十七名
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
這和踢襠一樣有趣
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
這種節目，額，我看不下去了
Yo , I told you, I can't watch this
我告訴過你，我看不下去了
Change the channel now, man, I can't watch this
換台吧，兄弟，我看不下去了
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker, I can't watch this
快，把電視指南給我，我看不下去了
Cosby Show and Roseanne
考斯比一家，羅斯安家庭生活
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
我想我已經受夠了
Judge Wapner, oh my
Judge Wapner
You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
你大概像手足情未了一樣喜歡這傢伙
Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
如果你想听，三十而立正是好時機
Yuppies whining all night, can't stand Twin Peaks
嬉皮士們整晚抱怨，忍受不了雙胞胎
Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
希望他們可以絞死那些吃甜甜圈的怪胎
Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
那些Siskel和Ebert的遊蕩者應該回家去坐在他們自己的手上
That's word because you know, I can't watch this
你需要知道的是，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, break it down
我看不下去了，關了它
Here's how to order, money back guarantee
這就是如何管理錢，讓錢回來
Removes tough stains fast, it tastes more like fresh peanuts
把惡俗的部分快進，這看起來更像新鮮的花生
They keep going and going,
它們一直播啊播
Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful
別恨我，因為我很好看
Could be dandruff, our prices are insane
這可能是頭皮屑，我們的代價瘋了
Stop, primetime
停下，黃金時間
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
我很確定我要瘋了
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
如果我還得再看一個愚蠢的寵物把戲
Or that guy with the real flat hair
或者那個平頭仔
That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
那個喊著“汪汪汪”並揮舞他的拳頭
Those weird talk shows
那些奇怪的脫口秀
About ********ual N**i Eskimos
關於愛斯基摩人
They 're rude, crude and vile
他們粗魯不堪，卑鄙邪惡
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
等一分鐘，讓我們撥個號
Flip, flip, flip, eww , I can't watch this
嘟嘟嘟，惡，我看不下去了
Look man, I can't watch this
天哪，我看不下去了
I can' t take this torture no more, I can't
我受不了這折磨了，我受不了了
I can't watch this, pay the bills, station break, break it down
我看不下去了，付錢，關掉，關掉它
Operators are standing, cubic zirconium necklace
經營者們帶著立方鋯的項鍊
You're soaking in it, and our fabulous swimsuit issue
你浸在水中，和我們的泳衣一起
When you 've got a headache this big, read the book
但你頭疼時，看看書
This is your brain on drugs, I've fallen and I can't get up
這就是你磕了藥的大腦，我沉沉浮浮，我起不來
Stop, Cable Time
停下，有線電視
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
HBO，花花公子，SHOWTIME，MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
我可能像葉切斷手術之後一樣
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
現在我為什麼要為這垃圾付錢？
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
我買了80個頻道，每一個都很菜
Just brainless blood and guts
都是些無腦的血腥
And mindless T&A
和不思考的獲取和接受
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy
這很噁心，很腐敗，很骯髒
It's stupid, gonna throw my set away
這傻透了，我要把電視扔了
I can't watch this, I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I can't watch this, yeah I can't watch this
我看不下去了，我看不下去了
I told you, can't watch this, too hip, can't watch this
我告訴過你，我看不下去了，我看不下去了
Get me outta here, can't watch this
讓我解脫吧，我看不下去了
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