- Living With a Hernia 歌詞 Weird Al Yankovic
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- Weird Al Yankovic Living With a Hernia 歌詞
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- Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there aint nothin to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Cant run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Cant play tennis and its hard to bowl
You cant even do the splits now... Say it!
Better call it quits now
Now Im sick of all this dancin anyhow
Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
I live with a hernia
Cant get up, cant bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
Theres incomplete
Epigastric
Bladder
Strangulated
Lumbar hernia
Richters hernia
Obstructed
Inguinal and Direct
Living with a hernia...Rupture!
I said its causin me such irritation
Living with a hernia
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad!
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