- Weird Al Yankovic cable TV 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day
I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable
TVAnd now
I get to watch the stock report in
KoreanMidget wrestling on
Channel Three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me
I got cable
TV(Cable TV)
A cable TV(Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable
TV, yeahI love my cable
TVI got the
Siamese Faith
Healer's Network
The news and weather from
PeruI got celebrity hockey
The Racketball
Channel too
Bugs Bunny direct from
AtlantaMr.
Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch
MTV while
I driveI'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment'
Cause there's just so much for me to see
On my cable
TV(Cable TV)
A cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me you know where
I'll beWatchin' my cable
TV, yeahWatchin' my cable
TV'Cause I love my cable
TV, yeahI love my cable
TVMy friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think
I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause
I've seen
Porky 'sTwenty-seven times this week
On my cable
TV(Cable TV)
A cable TV(Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable
TV, yeahI love my cable
TVWell, I got to have cable
TV, yeahI need my cable
TVWell, I love,
I love my cable
TV (TV)Got to have cable
TV(TV)Well,
I got to have my cable
TV, yeah(TV)
Can't live without my cable
TVWell, I said, got to have some cable
TV(TV)I've got to have my cable
TVI said cable
TV, yeah(TV)
Got to have cable
TV(TV )(TV)
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