- Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Yankovic-White & Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin
My front lawn
I know theyre all thinking
Im so White N nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Cant you see Im white n nerdy
Look at me Im white n nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
Im too white n nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Im just too white n nerdy
We really white n nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills Im a
Champion of DND
MC Escher thats
My favorite MC
Keep your 40
Ill just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
Youll find theyre quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
I got Stephen Hawking in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I got Pi out to a thousand places
Aint got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Im a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves youre gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin so fast Ill set the place ablaze
Theres no killer rap I havent run
A past gal well Im number 1
I play with calculus just for fun
I aint got a get but I gotta soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick yourbutt in a game of ping pong
Ill ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Im fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think Im
white n nerdy!
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Cant you see Im white n nerdy
Look at me Im white n nerdy
Id like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although its apparent Im too
White n nerdy
Think Im just too white n nerdy
Im just too white n nerdy
Howd I get so white n nerdy?
Ive been browsing, inspectin
X-men comics you know I collect em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect em
all my ergonomic keyboard
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail
Really well
I can recite it right now have you
ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
Im nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
I spend every weekend
at the Renaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin
They laughin
And rollin their eyes cause
Im so white n nerdy
Just because Im white n nerdy
Just because Im white n nerdy
All because Im white n nerdy
Holy cow Im white n nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well its obvious I
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