- J-Live One For The Griot 歌詞
- J-Live
- I like how, when you turn the intercom up
Like all that little background noise
When the beat comes in
Thats real smooth man
****** studios, just happen to be here
Aight, whatever
[J-Live]
Yo,
He woke up in a daze, back achin
Breath smellin like liquor, ****** smellin like ***
Head throbbin like the bass from the club last night
No idea how he left, needless to say, perplexed
As he looked around the room that he never been in
Candles all around the bed, sheets quite feminine
Bucked naked with his kicks on
Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the bedroom floor
He heard singin from the shower from the bathroom door
Sounded like Melvin Moore but he couldnt be sure
She had a ***y ass voice but she was so off-key
Couldnt member how she looked, couldnt wait to see
Hopin that it was the girl, third floor of the club
The one that let him grab her ass when they twisted the dub
Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest list line
Either one and several others wouldve suited him fine
From the bed to the bathroom , a voice said 'come in'
Gradually now, he starts to remember
Peeped through the shower curtain, like bachelor number three
Pleasantly surprised to see that it was the bartender
And tender was the operative word
She had a body like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd
Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky nipples
Eyes wider than hips, full lips between dimples
She said 'how did yousleep?' He said he didnt know
She asked 'was it good for you too?' 'I think so
But I really cant remember what went down last night'
She told him 'take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights'
Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs achin
Breath short from the eff, ****** wrapped in a hat
Wide open cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack
Spit four in the shower till his tire went flat
She thought he was all that
She said 'I dont have to work today
Take a little nap so we can do it again'
No sooner than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed
He said 'please baby, please dont let it be your boyfriend
For the love of basketball, Mademoiselle, look
I aint Biggie Smalls, I dont even want a story to tell
Im a lover, not a fighter, alright'
But then a girl walked in
Saw him naked and said 'What the hell?!'
Time stood still as he thought to himself,
'This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day'
Shes too young to be her mother, so he asked, 'How you doin?
Would you care to join in?' She said, '****** is you crazy?
See this ring on my finger? Thats my wife you was ******
My name aint Ronald ???, dont try to play me out'
She reached in her purse for the little pearl handle
He splashed her in the face with the wax from the candle
The tender ran back into the bathroom, screamin
Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little neck
The burnt-face wife pulled a gun on the dude
Famous last words: 'I aint mean you no disrespect!'
[Talking]
Wow! That was crazy
Yo J, that was cool and all (uh huh)
But whats up with the violent ending, man?
Is it possible for it to end a little more pleasant?
[Chorus]
What if the story woulda ended like this?
Ima kick it again but only with a slight twist
It goes one for the griot
Two for da gods
Three to flip the script, cuz it aint that hard
Check it out
Time stood still as he thought to himself,
'This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day'
Shes too young to be her mother; 'Would you care to join in?'
She was butt naked under her coat, he was amazed
At the second wind kickin in, thinkin bout the fact
That he almost didnt go to the club, woulda been wack
If he missed out on the greatest love of his life
Imagine if he stayed home with his wife
Cuz girl two, yo her body made the tender look like a fender bender
The three of them together turned the bed to a blender
He left like five hours later with a permanent tease
And feels he will ever remember
[Talking]
Cmon J,
Theres no way my man got laid quite like that
It just dont happen
Its like a porno or somethin
And what about his wife?
She didnt even say nothin?
She didnt page him?
[Chorus]
Time stood still as he thought to himself,
'This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day'
Shes too young to be her mother, so he asked, 'How you doin?'
She said 'Eww! It smells like somebody been screwin!
I hope it wasnt yall' then she started laughin
He said 'Whats so funny?' She said 'You dont know the half! '
She was starin at the joint with a ******-up smile
She said 'I can come back if you gon be here for a while
But between me and you, and my roommate too
What Im bout to say might just be a little snafu
In your plans! Put it like this, she used to be a dude!'
(Yeah, hows that for a plot twist)
He asked the tender was it true
She said '******t, I told you last night, my man. I thought you knew!'
[Talking]
Ewww, * *****t! (Hahaha)
For real? (Yeah, man)
Uh uh, man youre sick (Hahaha)
For real? You got dat homie, Im out
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