- Smosh box滿是girlfriend 歌詞
- Smosh
- There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasnt like the rest, no, she wasnt a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
Ive never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that youre thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me
Ive tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls ,
I always fail
Boxman, Boxman,
Boxman cant get a girlfriend
Hes trying, real hard, but he cant get a girlfriend
Its about time that
I face my fears
Or Ill regret this for years and years
Man, Im so nervous,
I think I might hurl...
Hey there
Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, Im sorry,
Im not good at this ...
You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman,
Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants,
Boxman just got a girlfriend
Why you with a box when youre lookin so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just dont intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime
Whats wrong with you man?
Its the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
Im human inside, although it doesnt show
Come on baby, lets go
Im not gonna let people bring me down
Now thats just something that
I wont allow
I taught myself that
I should justwalk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If theres something that
Ive learned from all this
Its that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someones a ****, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman,
Boxman has got a girlfriend
Hes wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman,
Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman,
Boxman has got a boyfriend?
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