- The Meek Shall Inherit 歌詞 Christian Borle Ari Groover Salome Smith Joy Woods Jonathan Groff
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- Jonathan Groff The Meek Shall Inherit 歌詞
- Christian Borle Ari Groover Salome Smith Joy Woods Jonathan Groff
- [RONETTE]There he is girls! I found him! Theres Seymour!
[CRYSTAL and CHIFFON]Seymour, ooh, Seymour! [CRYSTAL]Seymour, can we have your autograph? [CHIFFON]We saw you on the Channel Five News! [CRYSTAL]You looked so handsome! [CHIFFON]And you gonna be soooo rich! [SEYMOUR]Please girls, not now [CRYSTAL]Is it true Audrey Two is Grand Marshal for the Rose Bowl? [CHIFFON]Is it true the shop is decorating the Senior Prom? [SEYMOUR]Yes, its all true. Now, please [RONETTE] Theres another big hotshot lookin for you, Seymour. From uptown. Hes been askin all over, where can he find you? Youre famous, Seymour [BERTSTEIN]Is this him? [RONETTE]Thats him, Mr. Bernstein [BERTSTEIN]Thank you, girls. Seymour Krelborn! Sweetie, honey, baby, pussycats! [SEYMOUR]Do I know you? [ BERTSTEIN]Of course not, but are you gonna be happy when you do! Seymour...Sweetheart... Dollface...Bubbelah... Hey, Seymour Krelborn, you prince you My name is Bernstein Im with NBC I came down here to convince you To do a weekly T.V. show for me 'Seymour Krelborns gardening tips' For half an hour on Sundays, at four T.Vs first home gardening program Youll make a mint and our ratings will soar! [CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON] They say the meek shall inherit You know the book doesnt lie Its not a question of merit Its not demand and supply They say the meek gonna get it And youre a meek little guy You know the meekare gonna get Whats comin to em By and by [CHIFFON]Your own T.V. show! [CRYSTAL]Coast to coast! [CHIFFON]Your name in lights! [CRYSTAL]Your face on screens! [CHIFFON]Sign it! [CRYSTAL]Sign it! [ALL, besides SEYMOUR]Sign that contract! [CHIFFON]Isnt it exciting? [RONETTE]Here he is, Mrs. Luce! We found him! Hes right here! [SEYMOUR]Look, girls, I dont wanna see anybody else today [MRS LUCE]My darling, my precious, my sweet, sweet thing. So delighted to make your acquaintance Cutie...Sweetness... Seymour...Babydoll... Id like a word with you, lover Im sure you know me The editors wife We want your face on the cover Of the December third issue of life Yes, the front of life magazine Now thats an honor we so seldom grant Well send someone down, lets say Thursday For shots of you and your beautiful plant [CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON] They say the meek shall inherit You know the book doesnt lie Its not a question of merit Its not demand and supply They say the meek gonna get it And youre a meek little guy You know the meek are gonna get Whats comin to em By and by [CRYSTAL]Life Magazine? Oh my goodness, Seymour! Youre gonna make it straight to the top! [CHIFFON] How did you do it? [RONETTE]Here he is, sir! The incredible Seymour Krelborn! Owner of the fabulous Audrey Two. Americas most amazing - and largest - unidentified plant [SNIP]Ooooh, so this is Seymour Kramhorn? Weve been trying to reach you, baby. Have your phones been busy! Did you get our telegram? [SEYMOUR]I dont think so [SNIP]Well, its a good thing I came down in person then. Pleased to meet you, kid. Skip Snip. William Morris Agency Forget the cable we sent you Its nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours Now let my firm represent you We want to book you on lecturing tours College campus, rotary clubs- The kinda bookings my office can do- Show the plant, then talk, answer questions Its educational, lucrative too [SEYMOUR]My futures starting Ive got to let it Stick with that plant and gee My bank account will thrive What am I saying? No way, forget it! Its much too dangerous to keep the plant alive! I take these offers That means more killing Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings? I sign these contracts That means Im willing To keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things! No! No! Theres only so far you can bend! No! No! This nightmare must come to an end! No! No! Youve got no alternative Seymour old boy Though it means youll be broke again And unemployed Its the only solution It cant be avoided The vegetable must be destroyed! But then... Theres Audrey Lovely Audrey If life were tawdry and impoverished as before She might not like me She might not want me Without my plant, she might not love me any more! (They say the meek shall inherit) Where do I sign? (You know the book doesnt lie) [SNIP]Right on the line (Its not a question of merit) [SNIP]Thatll do fine (Its not demand and supply) [SNIP]This copys mine (Youll make a fortune, we swear it) [SNIP]Couldnt go wrong (If on this fact you rely-) You know the meek are gonna get whats comin to em! You know the meek are gonna get whats comin to em! You know the meek are gonna get whats comin to em! By and by!
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