- Theme From Rocky XIII [aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)] 歌詞 Weird Al Yankovic
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- Weird Al Yankovic Theme From Rocky XIII [aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)] 歌詞
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- Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Aint gonna fly now, hes just takin up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But hes no bum, he works down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now hes choppin up meat.
Come inside, maybe youll hear him say:
Try the rye or the kaiser,
Theyre on special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer.
You might like our salami, and the livers all right.
And theyd really go well with the rye,
Or the kaiser.
Never eats while on the job.
He heard its good to stay hungry.
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob.
Have a taste, they were made fresh today.
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer.
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.
But you just cant go wrong with the rye,
Or the kaiser.
So today, his deli comes first.
Still he dreams of his past days of glory.
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,
All the while you can still hear him say:
Its the rye or the kaiser, its the thrill of one bite.
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I wont put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye,
Or the kaiser.
The rye or the kaiser,
The rye or the kaiser ,
The rye or the kaiser...
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