- I Always, Always, Never Get My Man 歌詞 Jane Krakowski
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- Jane Krakowski
- Once I wooed a Swede named Bjorn
Had his maid bring tea each morn Turns out horny Bjorn, he loved serving porn And poof went my plan I am beautiful and clever And I always, always never get my man
There was Tex who traded stocks Hired a girl to don his socks And when Texy's socks led to sexy talks I was out on my can Give my all to each endeavor And I always, always never get my man
Fell in love with Cole's 1930 Rolls Dreaming I would be his bride But when his chauffeur turned out to be a her They both took me for a ride
Seems l'll never end this curse 'Cause now my doctor has his nurse And what's worse, the nurse wants me to disperse Like dust from a fan So I hope you had your fun But the fact is, girl 'ya done 'Cause this time, hon Oh, this time hon Yeah, this time hon I am gonna, gonna get my man!
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