- O.G. original gamer (feat. MC frontal OT & Jonathan co UL ton) 歌詞 MC Lars
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OG Original Gamer
Sad as 'Face of a Stranger'
Lars:
Dad found me on the steps of the video arcade
Oprhan baby in a basket, seven pounds is all I weighed
And before I learned to walk well Id mastered Donkey Kong
Q*bert, Final Fight, Master Blaster, and Pong
Blindfolded - okay yeah I know it sounds adorable
But dollars signs in pops eyes grew creepy and deplorable
He said
Frontalot:
Play by the noises, follow the ding boing...
Lars:
But I can walk the dog and do my homework? ' no youre not allowed'
Frontalot:
First, collect coins!
Kid, didnt I find you with a controller in hand?
Now why do you got to go and bring shame to your old man ?
Same to your old fans; you were a child prodigy
up on a milk crate at the cabinet, making cottage cheese
out of anybodyd put a quarter on screen.
My pride in you, extended like the limbs of Dhalsim.
All green money motives must a back seat take!
Put the textbooks down, Im trying to make you great
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Lars:
Locked in the I was drilled from the crib to the stroller
I messed up hed beat me senseless with the NES controller
Front:
Kid listen I promise, its for your own good.
Wits that youve shown: should you level up? Its understood!
Lars:
I hadnt seen the sun since 98 like Sega Saturn
Ive been learning ten-hit combos and the speed run patterns
Front:
More play , less chatter. Youre a champion, kid.
Under your mattress there had better be some cartridges hid.
Lars:
Up up down down left right left right B A - mad scary
Its Clockwork Orange meets Ray Bradbury
Front:
Its unnecessary to struggle; youre fated to win,
but till you beat Bowser, you stay strapped in.
Lars:
I want to live a fun life, Ive only seen the sun twice
I want want real friends dad, Nintendogs wont suffice
Front:
Why do you ask for nothing when the world could be yours.
Flesh-and-blood funs fleeting. Seek eternal high scores.
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Lars:
I want to go to school and clean my room
I dont want to sit here playing Doom
3 Cant you see I need to go out and play yo
Real sports like baseball, Im sick of Halo
Front :
Then youre sick of the meaning of life -- at your age!
Better try a little harder, you want to clear that stage
and step into the middle of an existence examined.
Do it, or youre grounded: make you play backgammon.
Lars:
Heres a list of things that Id rather do
than sitting home playing Super Smash Brothers with you
Eat peas, do the dishes, walk the dog, mow the lawn
Take your Wii and shove it, pops, Im off you, Im gone.. Peace!
Front:
Dont joust with me kid, Ill go Berzerk.
After all of your talent, all of my hard work,
all the winnings that you earn, your celebrity too,
You want to put us on the streets, like the TV movies do!
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