- Biz Markie Pickin' Boogers 歌詞
- Biz Markie
- Now this may sound disgusting an like very gross
But its sure to have your trippin So yall listen close Its not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But its rather on the bug tip and its called Pickin Boogers Now what Im emceein might not seem kosher to you But its still somethin we all have to do So go up your nose with a finger or two And pull out one or a crusty crew Yo, dont try to front like its so gloomy and gray Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-TipTake it from the Biz Markie because Im jokin And also, remember this slogan'Hey, ma, whats for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner' Pickin Boogers Pickin Boogers Let me tell you what happened on the train, man I was coolin one say with my partner KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin the D trainWhen the man sittin next to me was so profane Hed stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should a moved) I was just about, but al of a suddern , homeboy just pulled out A big, green, slimey - naw, Im not even gonna say it But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it He sat there for a while with it in his hand So I tried to play cool like a normal man So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap Now Kane sat there laughin like it was all a joke But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye Then the man jumped up and said whats wrong with you And wiped em off his face and said I cant mess with you Like if I did somethin that was so full of shame But yo, you got to know the name of the game Pickin Boogers Pickin Boogers Now let me take you trippin dow memory lane Back in public school with my partner KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr Sittin at the desk, pluckin boogers at each other Never do our work as we were supposed Cause we was too busy diggin up our nose And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude God forbid the person that had to leave his food No matter who you are, we didnt give a damn We even put teachers down with the program Whether it was a woman or if youre a man We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand Catch anyone from anywhere But the best part about its catchin Kane out there Especially were out playin ball in the gym I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him Now were grown up and things have changed But we still be playin the Pickin Boogers game Just last night when Kane was gettin ready I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti Pickin Boogers Pickin Boogers Let me tell you what happened with this girl One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin at ease And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze I didnt show enough that I really did want it So, no half-steppin, I pushed up on it Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat Had a spotlight beamin on my Biz Markie hat But when she stepped in the light and she got real close I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose She was dressed real def and her body was hook But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look I wanted to tell her about it but I couldnt be bold So I played it off and said, 'Thats a cute green mole' I was hopin from that she wuld wipe it away But she didnt do nothin, I guess she wanted it displayed I said, 'Before you get my number I dont mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because youre gonna need the tissue'
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