- Ylvis Stonehenge 歌詞
- Ylvis
- My life is so successful
我的生活如此成功
我已走向人生巔峰
I've got everything a man could ever need.
花1000塊理個頭髮
而且主持脫口秀場(指挪威脫口秀“I kveld med Ylvis” )
Got a 1000 dollar haircut
我知道我本應快樂
然而卻被一個問題迷惑著——
And I even have a talk show on TV
巨石陣的意義是什麼？
快急死我了，居然沒人知道
And I know I should be happy, but instead
為什麼5000年前要建起這個東西
為什麼他們要建巨石陣？
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
他們是怎麼把石頭托舉到那麼高
而且完全沒有用那些
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
我們今天才有的技術？
當我在切墨西哥辣椒、
It's killing me that no one knows
魷魚，和帕爾瑪火腿時，
老子就是王！
Why it was built 5000 years ago.
我妻子在廚房裡鼓掌加油
而我告訴她這些都是從商店裡買的
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
而後孩子們安然入寢，我倆共處一室
她報我以微笑
How could they raise the stones so high
然後玩起我的（嗶—）
而我所念所想，皆為巨石陣
Completely without the technology
這巨石陣伴我入夢
那是我見過的最大的石頭陣啊
We have today?
巨石陣的目的是什麼？
是一個巨大的花崗岩蛋糕
When I make my jalape?os
或是一個超容易越獄的監牢？
巨石陣！巨石陣！好多石頭排成一列！
Calamari and prosciutto
哥們，那每個石頭有25噸重
但都奇蹟般地被插在沙子裡
I'm the king!
然後挪呀（巨石陣！）
然後拖喲（巨石陣！）
My wife applaud（s） me in the kitchen
然後把石頭從46英里遠的威爾士一路滾過來！
嘿，威爾士！
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
巨石陣是個什麼情況？
（什麼情況，什麼情況，什麼情況）
（And） When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
你們起碼應該給個線索吧
當你們在建造這TM的石頭迷宮的時候！
She gives me a smile
（誰TM）
誰TM建造了這個巨石陣？
Then she plays with my balls
（TM建造了這個巨石陣？）
兩個石器時代的傢伙無所事事
（But?） All I think of is Stonehenge
突然就說，“哥們咱們來建一兩個石陣吧！”
我願付出一切
I think about it when I dream
來了解巨石陣
是的，我願付出一切
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
你會付出你的汽車嗎？
你在逗我呢，我當然會給啊
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
我願付出我的汽車
你的車是什麼牌子的？
A giant granite birthday cake
思域，思域，本田思域！
Or a prison far too easy to escape?
一輛值得信賴的車！
別管車了，回到巨石陣上來
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
是什麼石陣，再說一遍？
是巨石陣，是巨石陣
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
天了嚕，那是最偉大的石陣
巨石陣的意義是什麼？
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it （Stonehenge!）
And they dragged it （Stonehenge!）
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales!
Hey miles from Wales!）
What's the deal with Stonehenge?
（Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal）
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this ******* labyrinth, of stone!
（Who the...）
Who the **** builds a Stonehenge?
**** builds a Stonehenge?）
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said: 'Dude, let's build a henge or two!'
I would give anything to know
About the Stonehenge
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
Would you give them your car?
（Mmm） Are you kidding me, of course
I would have given the car
What car do you drive?
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
A car you can trust!
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
What henge is that again?
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
God, it is the greatest henge of all!
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
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