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“怪人” 艾爾·揚科維奇
Virus Alert
病毒警報
嘿，大傢伙，豎起你們的耳朵聽好了
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
真的想給你一個警告
Really wanna give you a warning
因為今天早上我發現了
'Cause I found out this morning
一個危險的，陰險的計算機病毒
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
如果收到了題目為“ Stinky Cheese”的電子郵件
If you should get it, an email with the subject, ' stinky cheese'
在任何情況下
Better not go taking your chances
都不要打開它，如果你打開了
Under no circumstances, should you open it
他將會.. ..
Or else it will
將你的文件翻譯成斯瓦希里語
讓你的TV唱片都變成男高音
Translate your documents into Swahili
閹割掉你的寵物，把你剛洗好的衣物弄上靜電
Make your TV record 'Gigli'
小心！
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
它將使你的計算機屏幕凍結
Look out!
清除掉你的DVD彩蛋
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
小心！
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
小心！
Look out!
還要清除硬盤驅動器和備份
Look out!
任何與你相關的人的硬盤都會遭殃
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
病毒警報！
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
將這條消息轉發給所有人
Virus alert!
很快，非常快，它將使所有油漆從牆上脫落
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
讓你的的鍵盤全部變得黏糊糊的
Forward this message on to everybody
給你的貴賓犬種草莓
並將你的現金投資於歐洲迪斯尼
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
然後它將捆綁你的電話，進行長途的電話惡作劇
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
將鐘調回一小時然後開始浪費淋浴時間
Give your poodle a hickey
所以現在就把它扔進回收站，不然他就會
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
給你決定一個永久的聯姻
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
合法的將你的名字改成雷鬼
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
甚至破壞你池子中的酸鹼平衡
So just trash it now, or else it will
小心！
它將讓你的臉從頭骨上融化
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
小心！
Legally change your name to Reggie,
讓iPod只播放Jethro Tull
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
小心
在你想睡覺的時候一直給你講敲門笑話
Look out!
小心！
It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
讓你的身體變得對羊很有吸引力
Look out!
小心！
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
它會竊取你的身份和信用卡
Look out!
小心！
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
給你買一個滿是粉紅色緊身連衣褲的倉庫
Look out!
小心！
And make you physically attracted to sheep
之後造成時間和空間上的重大裂痕
Look out!
然後到處留下一堆Twinkie包裝紙
Steal your identity and your credit cards
沒錯，這是個...
Look out!
病毒警報！
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
Look out!
將這條消息轉發給所有人
Then cause a major rift in time and space
病毒警報！
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
That's right it's a...
將這條消息轉發給所有人
為你所有的朋友敲響警鐘，發給所有人
Virus alert!
告訴你認識的所有人，現在就告訴大家
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
如果你被感染了，你會希望自己從未出生過
Forward this message on to everybody
所以在它把你所有的小電影發送到你外婆的電子郵箱之前
關掉你的電腦並確定他完全關機了
Virus alert!
將其扔進深四十三英尺的坑中
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
把它完全埋起來，石頭和巨石也沒事
Forward this message on to everybody
然後燒掉你上網衝浪時所有穿過的衣服！
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
病毒警報！
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
將這條消息轉發給所有人
If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
病毒警報！
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
將這條消息轉發給所有人
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
病毒警報！
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
在有人中招之前立即刪除郵件
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
將這條消息轉發給所有人
為你所有的朋友敲響警鐘，發給所有人
Virus alert!
告訴你認識的所有人，現在就告訴大家
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
你還等什麼呢？
Forward this message on to everybody
趕快把它轉發給你認識的每個人！
現在快點發送按鈕！
Virus alert!
Edit by Jsliw
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!
Edit by Jsliw
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