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- Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets
today? Yo, be , dont be throwin on my jacket, ok?
Cool, just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
[Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: *** packets
Its like a pill, you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
[Youre trippin] no, Im serious, these are authentic
[Yeah, well I dont take hallucenogenics]
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, Ill make someone else a deal
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
[Well now you got me curious, Im kind thinkin bout buyin it]
Three for ten dollars, it cant hurt to try it
[Well what exactly do I get?]
Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24 , hips 33,
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy, Im gonna have to splure an
get me a few of these things. How long do they last?]
Well it depends, lets see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]
Right, and if youre married, its no big deal
Youre not cheating at all, youre just poppin a pill
And if your wifes got a headache and wants to hit the sack
Its cool, take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted ***ual affection
Now here, take a look at my selection
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
[OK, I want these two boxes of three
And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy
And, by the way, I need something for my woman]
Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]
Now let me tell you how to take it:
Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked
Otherwise youre gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
This is more then just a dream
Its very realistic and its gonna blow your mind
So be careful: only take one at a time
And never take one behind the wheel
Youll black out and hit a pole [Cool, lets make the deal]
These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10
Just give me a hundred dollars, Ill call it even
But dont pull your money out yet, see
Theres one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool
20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]
Heres my number, in case you need to reach me again
And remember, you need to be as safe as you can
Theres only one thing safer then using your hand
Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
Yeah hes the packet man
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