- Brad Oscar A Musical 歌词
- Brad Oscar
- What the hell are musicals?
音乐剧是什么鬼? It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song 在音乐剧里头,演员的对话戛然而止,然后开始用歌曲推进剧情 Through song? 用歌曲? Yes 是的 Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing? 那个,等会啊,演员正说着话呢,突然间无缘无故,他就唱起来了? Yes 正是 Well that is the— 我的天啊~ Stupidest thing that I have ever heard 这是我听过最傻的表演 You're doing a play, got something to say 你正演着呢,有句话想说 So you sing it? It's absurd 你却唱了起来?荒唐! Who on Earth is going to sit there 究竟由谁会坐在观众席里 While an actor breaks into song? 看着演员莫名其妙唱起歌来? What possible thought could the audience think 观众心里除了MMP Other than "this is horribly wrong?" 还会想些啥? Remarkably, they won't think that 其实吧,他们可不这么认为 (Seriously? Why not?) 当真?这是为什么呢? Because— 因为 It's... a... musical 这……就是……音乐剧 A musical 音乐剧 And nothing's as amazing as a 没有什么比音乐剧 Musical 更有意思了 With song and dance 除了歌舞升平 And sweet romance 浪漫爱情 And happy endings happening 皆大欢喜的结局 By happenstance 各种剧情反转 Bright lights, stage fights 还有耀眼的镁光灯,激烈的打斗场面 And a dazzling chorus 精彩的副歌 You wanna be great, then you gotta create 若想成功,那就去做 A musical 音乐剧吧! I don't know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this 嗯……我不相信人们会真的付钱去看这么个玩意儿 Let's just say it's a Saturday night 比方说现在是周六晚上 And you wanna go out on the town 你想出来玩 Got a lady to flatter who might 如果你没招待好你的女伴, Give it up if you don't let her down 她很可能跟你say goodbye You could go see a tragedy 你可以选择去看一部悲剧 But that wouldn't be very fun 但是太无趣 Or a play from Greek mythology 也可以选择看一出希腊神话 See a mother have *** with her son 各种乱伦情节 You could go see a drama 还可以选择看一出正剧 With all of that trauma and pain 天啊!各种痛苦和折磨 Or go see something more relaxing 又或者,你可以去看些轻松有趣 And less taxing on the brain 不伤脑细胞的东西 Go... see... a... musical 去……看……一部……音乐剧 A musical 音乐剧 A poppy piece releasing all your 让欢快的音乐 Blues-icals 驱赶走你的忧郁 Where crooners croon (Ahh) 有歌手低吟 A catchy tune 有上口曲调 And limber-legged ladies thrill you 还有性感群舞 Till you swoon 激荡你的春心 Ooh's, ahh's, big applause 各种惊喜和惊讶,热烈掌声 And a standing ovation 甚至是全场起立鼓掌 The future is bright if you could just write 若想成功,就去做 A musical 音乐剧! Some make you happy 有些让人欢笑 Some make you sad 有些让人沮丧 Some are quite big 有些气势宏大 Some quite small 有些简直迷你 Some are too long 有些很耗时间 Some are just plays with song (Ahh) 有些全剧都是歌曲 Some musicals have 有些音乐剧 No talking at all 不说一句话 (No talking at all?) (一句话也不说?) That's right, there's no talking 没错,不说一句话 All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion 所有对话都用相当戏剧化的语调表达出来 (Um, really?) (是真的?) Yes, really 正是……如此 (There's no talk—) (一句话也……) There's no talking 不说一句话 And they often stay on one note for a very long time 他们还在同一音调上保持很长时间 So that when they change to a different note,...you notice 于是乎,你就很容易发现他何时……变调 And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect 如此一来,便可产生一种戏剧效果 But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, "why aren't they talking?" 可实际上,你只会自问:“他们干嘛不说人话?” (Sounds miserable) (听上去真糟糕) I believe it's pronounced "misérables" 事实上,正确的说法是“悲惨” (And people actually like this?) (人们有真的会喜欢这种形式吗?) No! They love it! And what's not to love? 错!他们不只喜欢,他们疯狂地热爱音乐剧。有什么可不爱的? It's such a delight, there's nothing quite like 音乐剧太有意思啦 A musical 音乐剧简直独一无二 Ooh! Another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet! 噢噢噢,换景了!我还没说到最精彩的地方呢! Feel that fascinating rhythm 感受迷人的节奏 Move into your feet 注入你的双脚 (Uh, what is that?) (额,这是怎么了?) Feel your ass gyrating 感受你的屁股 To that titillating beat 不自觉地扭动起来 (Ooh, are you OK?) (哦哦,你没事吧?) You slap your lap 你一拍大腿 Then finger-snap 一打响指 That's when you know it's time to tap 此时便应该跳动起来 (What the hell are you doing now?) (你在做甚?) It's called a dance break 这叫做dance break Apparently this happens in musicals as well 显然在音乐剧里 People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance 演员会突然舞起来 (Why? Does it advance the plot?) (为什么呢?推进剧情?) No 不 (Advance character?) (塑造角色?) Not necessarily 不一定 (Then why do it?) (那为了什么?) Because it's entertaining 因为有意思啊 5-6-7-8! 5-6-7-8! Dance Break 【舞蹈时间】 Another vision! 又换景了 It's a musical What do you talk? What do you talk? 这就是音乐剧!说啥呢?你说啥? It's a musical! A Seussical? 音乐剧!苏乐剧? No, a musical with girls on stage 不是。台上有姑娘的那种 (A musical) (音乐剧) We've got snappy repartee 有妙语连珠 And the women are risqué 有伤风败俗 And the chorus boys are kinda gay 群演的男孩子gay gay的 (A musical) (音乐剧) A true, blue, new 音乐剧涵盖了 Musical 现实、情欲和新潮流 Stand back! It's a musical! 退回去!这是音乐剧! Some musicals are very serious 有些音乐剧主题严肃 A big, glittering (musical, a musical) 场面宏大,蓬荜生辉(音乐剧,音乐剧) (It's a mu-si-cal for us) (这对我们真是音乐剧) A big and shiny, mighty fine-y 拥有炫目大排场, Glitter, glitz, and chorus line-y 夺人歌声, Bob your head and shake your heiney 可随歌摇动的 Musical! 音乐剧! It's a musical 这就是音乐剧 (It's a musical) (这就是音乐剧) It is a musical 这就是音乐剧 (It's a musical) (这就是音乐剧) Yes! I get it now! 我懂了! We'll... do... a... musical (No kidding!) 我们来……做……一部……音乐剧(讲真) A musical 音乐剧 What could be more amazing than 还有什么会比 A musical? 音乐剧更有意思? With song and dance 歌舞升平 And sweet romance 浪漫爱情 And with a musical we might have 我们做音乐剧 Half a chance 就大有可为 {Ooh's, ahh's, big applause} 惊喜与惊讶,全场大鼓掌 {With everyone cheering for us} 所有人为我们叫好 And for some unexplainable reason 出于某种不可思议的原因 The crowd goes wild every time 每当舞者一字排开 When dancers kick in unison 齐身舞蹈 In one big wonderful line 观众都会疯狂尖叫鼓掌 And then you got yourself a musical 这部音乐剧就成了 A musical 音乐剧 A la-la-la-la-la-la-la 阿啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 Palooz-ical 音乐庆典 With flashy style 演员夸张的打扮 And a big, fake smile 保持灿烂的假笑 A snazzy band, some jazzy hands 配合优秀乐队和花哨双手 I swear that I'll 我发誓 Cross my heart, hope to die 我绝对会呈现出精彩的音乐剧 If it isn't a doozy 如果它普普通通 Take it from me 我就立刻走人 They'll be flocking to see 人们会纷至沓来,观赏 (Your star-lit) (这出星光熠熠) (Won't quit) (绝不言弃) (Big hit) (超级卖座) (Musical) (的音乐剧) A big hit musical 大热的音乐剧
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