- The Chalkeaters It Just Works 歌词
- The Chalkeaters
- Watch this: our newest release!
快看：新游戏劲爆出炉！
The legendary series you've missed for years
快烧给你爷爷一起来玩
Comes back, get ready for some action!
准备再次飞上天际
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
Bug在左，坏脚本在右
The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!
全靠粉丝补丁来修 我们可不管！
They'll patch it through micro transactions
捆绑上微交易一起发售
So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
快来享受你的尼龙包
Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
少再吐槽帆布跑哪去了
You're not getting any money back
想要退款做梦去吧
You knew that was a one way wacky track
你们自知已经上了贼船
Just shut up and have your nylon bag!
闭上嘴收下尼龙包！
Coming up with it was real drag!
再等上几个月的快递！
All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
所有收入归于避难所科技
So you're NOT getting your money back!
所以别再想拿到你的退款！
It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你还想让我考虑玩家感受？
Little lies, stunning shows
小谎言，大舞台
People buy, money flows, it just works
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通
It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我
Overpriced open worlds
价过高的开放世界
Earnings rise, take my word
收益蹭蹭涨，相信我的话
It just works
就只是个工作
It just works
就只是个工作
It just works
就只是个工作
It just works
就只是个工作！
我们的技术领先世代
Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
Creation引擎永远是最强
The creation engine's aging very well
换引擎？做美梦，想太多！
We're not planning on Doing anything about it
天际就是极限，你心里自知
Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
瞧这座山峦你买了就能爬！
See this mountain? You can buy it
这款DLC只要999.99
In the DLC for the price of a real mountain!
用火车代替你的脑袋有什么问题?
What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
相信我这算不上什么!
Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
静待宇宙飞船长出龙的翅膀
The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
引爆网络，成为新梗
Will become a new sensation on the internet
别多废话拿出你的钱包
Just shut up, give us your every dime
买这装甲马又不是犯罪!
Buying an armored horse is not a crime!
我们的开发者可以生吞影魇，所以…
Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so...
再多买一个平台的天际！
BUY SKYRIM ONE MORE TODD DAMN TIME!
就只是个工作，你还想让我考虑你的感受？
It just works, it just works
小谎言，大舞台
Little lies, stunning shows
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通
People buy, money flows, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我
It just works, it just works
价过高的开放世界
Overpriced open worlds
收益蹭蹭涨，相信我的话
Earnings rise, take my word
就只是个工作
It just works
就只是个工作
It just works
就只是个工作！
It just works
别再喂我们无止境的狗屎
We don't want your endless shit
这不是我们想要的游戏
It's just not the game we need
厌倦了天天捡垃圾
Sick of looting useless junk
画质烂到我们不忍直视
Graphics making our eyes bleed
别再喂我们无止境的狗屎
We don't want your endless shit
这不是我们想要的游戏
It's just not the game we need
厌倦了天天捡垃圾
Sick of looting useless junk
画质烂到我们不忍直视
Graphics making our eyes bleed
现在给我听好！
Now listen up!
欢迎来到髂浪湾
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
这里所有村民全都一个脑瘫样
There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
受够了小村庄？看这大平原！
You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains!
50倍天际的面积，再多两倍的洞穴！
50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves!
你看，没人比我们B社更懂玩家
You see, we at Bethesda know exactly what you want
硬核玩家启发我们去完善微交易
Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
现在每个开锁器都要花上10美分
Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
并且想要存档得再花上20美分
And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot
你才不会厌倦，任务无限多
You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
任务光标多到眼花缭乱
There's every vagabond will put you to the test
你会得到无数的战利品箱
You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
满是生锈的剑和用过的验孕棒
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests
谁还用老掉牙的技能树？快快抛弃
We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
谁需要升级系统在角色扮演游戏？
Who needs a leveling system in a role-playing game?
你只需要砍砍杀杀然后又拯救一个世界
You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
去他的级别和技能，把你的剑砍到崩！
No more levels and skills, only degradation!
就只是个工作，你还想让我考虑你的感受？
It just works, it just works
小谎言，大舞台
Little lies, stunning shows
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通
People buy, money flows, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我
It just works, it just works
价过高的开放世界
Overpriced open worlds
收益蹭蹭涨，相信我的话
Earnings rise, take my word
就只是个工作，你休想改变我
It just works, it just works
小谎言，大舞台
Little lies, stunning shows
玩家买，钱滚来！
People buy, money flows!
就只是个工作
It just works!
就只是个工作
It just works!
就只是个工作
It just works!
就只是个工作！
It just works!
就只是个工作！
It just works!
就只是个工作！
It just works!
就只是个工作！
It just works!
就只是个tmd工作！
IT JUST WORKS!!!
现在是谁笑到了最后？
So who's laughing now?
|
|
