- Weird Al Yankovic Amish Paradise 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
走在我那種植糧食的溪谷之上
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
我看了看我妻子才發覺她姿色平平
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
不過這對阿米甚人來講堪稱完美
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
可知電器對我而言是種大忌
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
在早晨四點半鐘我要擠牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
傑貝戴亞要餵小雞傑格耕地傻瓜
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我擠牛奶還有耕地得太久
Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
都忘記吉祺歐交代的事情
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是這兒的地主我的地盤我做主
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
手裡握著本聖經下巴長著鬍子
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
但要是吾做完吾事你做完汝之事
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我們就要高興地跳起樣歌舞
Weve been spending most our lives
我們已傾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Ive churned butter once or twice
柴米油鹽半輩子
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Its hard work and sacrifice
為人民服務最廣榮
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
We sell quilts at discount price
棉被瘋狂大甩賣
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上週壞小子踢了我一腳
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
量身板之物力結與人之歡心
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我不在乎實際上我知道
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
我會對下地獄的他瘋狂大笑
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我絕對不會不對遊客以牙換牙
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
從沒聽說有傲慢的阿米甚人
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我衣服沒鈕扣帽子倒是很酷
And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
弟兄都對我說一身黑真好看傻瓜
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
如果你來農家樂你會無聊得要死
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我們已經三百年沒付過電話費了
But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
不要像看動物園裡的猴子指指點點
Were just technologically impaired
我們只是和科技不是一路人
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
沒有電話、燈光、摩托車
Not a single luxury
沒有物質享受
Like Robinson Caruso
活似魯濱遜漂流記
Its as primitive as can be
越原始越好
Weve been spending most our lives
我們已傾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Were just plain and simple guys
我們是普通百姓
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Theres no time for sin and vice
沒有空閒去作惡
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
We dont fight, we all play nice
絕不戰爭愛和平
Living in an Amish Paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
做上馬車兜風攪拌很多黃油
Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
攢了一堆糧食很快又攢出一堆
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你以為你最正義你以為你心靈純潔
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
我的心比你謙遜百萬倍
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我是小阿米利特想要成為的那種虔誠人
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
在我祭拜日為後世積攢陰德
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
不要虛度光陰、發牢騷
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
不然哥們我就要好好教訓你一下
Weve been spending most our lives
我們已傾其一生
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Were all crazy Mennonites
我們是門諾教派
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Theres no cops or traffic lights
沒有警察、交通信號
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
But youd probably think it bites
你或許覺得很痛苦
Living in an Amish paradise
生活在那阿米甚天堂
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊哦哦哦哦哦哦哦
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊哦哦哦哦哦哦哦唱得可以了
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