- Dare to Be Stupid 歌詞 Weird Al Yankovic
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- Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
Its time for us to join in the fight
Its time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Its time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the
Charmin you can
While Mr.
Wipples not around
Stick your head in the microwave
And get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr.
GoodbarGet your mojo working now
Ill show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
Its so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
Were all waiting for you, lets go
Its time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
Theres no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now its time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the
PTABuy some sensible shoes and a
ChevroletAnd party til youre broke and they drive you away
Its okay, you can dare to be stupid
Its like spitting on a fish
Its like barking up a tree
Its like
I said you gotta buy one if you wannaget one free
Dare to be stupid(Yes)
Why dont you dare to be stupid?
Its so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
Were all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
The futures up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say?
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did
I say?Dare to be stupid
Its alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I cant hear you
Dare to be stupid
Okay, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Lets go, dare to be stupid
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