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- This weekend on Weazel!
不要錯過本週末的Weazel電視台！
Will you look at the size of
快看這個龐然大物啊
that thing ladies and gentlemen!
女士們先生們！
Theres the real world, and then theres ours!
我們是獨立於真實世界之外的又一樂園！
Kill him! Take him! We want blood!
殺了他！幹掉他！給我們來點刺激的！
My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring,
天啊！雷霆怪獸衝下拳擊場
and hes stabbed Dr. Diabalo
照著暗黑之神博士就是一頓捅
with his sea crawl-serpent!
用的正是他的海爬蛇大環刀！
Thats a triple roundhouse
他又使出一招三連迴旋踢
hail-jussive-grabble smash!
這不是傳說中的破碎聖手之懲戒嗎！
You dont see THAT very often!
能看到這場面真是不虛此行啊！
Youre a woman! Shoot his face!
你這個慫娘們！照他臉上懟啊！
There are gods, and there is man.
天上有神，神創世人
And one must fight for
這週末就將上演
the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
星系拳王爭霸賽！
You cant run, Hammerfist!
你跑不掉的，鐵鎚拳！
When I stick your head between my legs
看我不騎在你腦袋上
and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly,
給你來個上下翻飛打樁式
then youll know what kind of man I am!
讓你嚐嚐我的厲害！
Its entirely believable sports action!
這是完全真實可信的比賽！
Grown men fighting in leotards
幾個穿著緊身衣的爺們
with their bare hands and thighs!
靠拳頭和大腿一爭高下！
This is manly! Not homoerotic!
這是陽剛之間的對決！不是在搞基！
See as Thunderbeast fights the
看，雷霆怪獸在抗擊
primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex,
雷龍雷克斯的元氣攻擊
the wrestling caveman that
這傢伙可是曾經
drags his woman around the ring by her hair!
抓著他老婆頭髮繞拳擊場轉圈的野蠻人！
The wrestling match that
這場拳擊盛宴
the world has been waiting for!
全世界都為之矚目！
And watch the group wrestling match that
群雄爭霸，精彩紛呈
has some saying we gone too far!
玩的就是大尺度！
Six men! One ring! No way out but down!
六個壯漢同場競技！你死我活，無路可逃！
Watch the epic battle and
來享受這史詩之戰吧！
wonder at all human culture!
人類文明間的碰撞會讓你驚掉下巴！
Sunday night on Weazel TV!
週日晚間黃金時段，就在Weazel電視台！
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