- The Epsilon Program Covet 歌詞
- The Epsilon Program
- Do you worry that nobody likes you?
在擔心沒人喜歡你嗎？
We'll provide you with friends.
我們會給你帶去友愛
Kifflom. I'm the honorable Chris Formage.
基輔隆（該教問候語）~在下正是萬人敬仰的克里斯·佛米吉
Covet your neighbor's ass no longer.
汝不可覬覦鄰居之翹臀
The Epsilon Program seeks out
埃普西隆教包含了
the convenient bits from every faith to create
其他宗教的各種元素
a religion that is uniquely American:
且最符合美利堅核心價值觀：
expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.
紙醉金迷、人盡可騎、虛無主義
And unlike other major religions,
而且不像別的黑心宗教
we only tithe 8.75 percent.
你只需要上繳總收入的8.75%而已
That means less for God, and more for you.
主仁慈的少收一些，慷慨的多施捨你一些
All you have to do is
你只需要
read and understand the Epsilon Tract,
認真閱讀體會埃普西隆章程
and the secrets of the Universe
那麼，宇宙的奧秘
will be open to you.
就自然會向你呈現
Just call 1-866-FUN-CULT.
詳情致電1-866-FUN-CULT
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