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聯盟冠軍賺錢的方式
The way to earn money as a Pokémon Champion
就是隨便尋個孩子揍一頓他的寶可夢
is to start beating up on some random kid's pets
並偷走他們的錢
and stealing their cash.
但是寶可夢訓練師的真實經濟狀況究竟如何呢？
But what do the earnings of a Pokémon master truly look like?
成都之旅，我們出發吧
Pokémon Johto, let's go.
追尋你的夢想
Chase your Dreams,
準備申請破產（破產啦）
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy (For Bankruptcy)
即使到最後你也會在途中錢財耗盡
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
這是史上最錯誤的經濟選擇
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被電了一次又一次也沒能得到好轉
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他們付不出錢
They can'pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話
Being a trainer's a joke
他們賺不到錢
They can't get that pokeskrill
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他們付不出錢
They can't pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話
Being a trainer's a joke
沒有美美的鈔票
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
我們都有過那樣的夢想，對吧？
We've all had that dream though,right?
花費你生命的一年
To spend a year out of your life
在那寶可夢的世界
In the world of pokemon
成為一名聯盟冠軍
To become a champion
以僅有的幾個精靈球作為武裝
Armer with only a few pokeballs
在這片大地旅游著捕捉寶可夢
Travellin'the land to catch animals
然後讓它們在血腥的鬥爭中領盒飯
And make'em fight eternal blood sport to the death
領盒飯~
To the Death
你看，遊戲都與現實相關
You see,vidio games tend to gloss over
（與現實相關）
The rest of Life *2
寶可夢訓練師的真實經濟狀況
What do the earnings of pokemon master
究竟如何呢？
Truly look like
你也許可以盡快玩通
You might be able to speedrun your way
集齊道館勳章
To the top of the pokecharts
（道館勳章）
The pokécharts
前提是你有錢
If you were to make them pokebucks
都花在友好商店
And spend them in pokémark
追尋你的夢想，準備申請破產
Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
（破產啦）
For bankrupcy
即使到最後你也會在途中錢財耗盡
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
這是史上最錯誤的經濟選擇
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被電了一次又一次也沒能得到好轉
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼
Pokemon masters are broke
他們付不出錢
They can't pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話
Being a trainer's a joke
他們賺不到錢
They can't get that poke skrill
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼
Pokemon master are broke
他們付不出錢
They can't pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話
Being a trainer's a joke
沒有美美的鈔票
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
那會是段美好時光
It'd be a great time
或只是我們的幻想
Or so wo'd like to think
你還是需要吃，睡
You still have to eat,sleep
尋到廁所或最近的樹
Use the bathroom or most conventient tree
若是你成為了聯盟冠軍
If you become a pokemon champion
你得是有多窮
How broke would you be
打敗四大天王
Beatin 'up on the elite four
給了你售貨機裡的85瓶汽水
Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine
寶可美刀，寶可鈔票，寶可貨幣付出去
Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills
寶可骨頭，寶可圖鑑，寶可…管他什麼
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
寶可美刀，寶可鈔票，寶可貨幣付出去
pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills
寶可骨頭，寶可圖鑑，寶可…管他什麼
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
追尋你的夢想
Chase your Dreams,
準備申請破產
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
（破產啦）
For bankrupcy
即使到最後你也會在途中錢財耗盡
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
這是史上最錯誤的經濟選擇
It's the single worst financial decision ever
被電了一次又一次也沒能得到好轉
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
皮卡丘~
Pikachu
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼，他們付不出錢
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話，他們賺不到錢
Being a trainer's a joke they can't get that pokeskrll
寶可夢訓練師都是窮逼，他們付不出錢
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
成為訓練師就是個笑話，沒有美美的鈔票
Being a trainer's a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill
但是，嘿，這只是個理論…
But hey, that's just a theory...
一個遊戲理論！
A Game Theory!
而且我們都沒談談稅收
And we didn't even talk about taxes.
別讓我談起稅收！
Don't even get me started on taxes!
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