- A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) 歌词 Weird Al Yankovic
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- Weird Al Yankovic A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) 歌词
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Uh huh, extra cheese
啊 啊哈，多余的奶酪
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
啊 啊哈，啊 啊哈，留一块给我
Pizza party at your house
听说你家要开披萨派对
I went just to check it out
于是我就是去看了看
Nineteen extra larges
19块超大批萨
What a shame, no one came
真是尴尬，没人参加
Just us eatin' all alone
只有咱俩孤独的吃着
You said, 'Take the pizza home
你说，把披萨带回家吧
No sense lettin' all this go to waste'
总不能让它们浪费吧
So then I faced
接着我开始
Pizza all day
整天面对披萨
And every day
没完没了
This cheese 'round the clock
夜以继日的奶酪
Is gettin' me blocked
让我消化不良
And I sure don't care
我当然不介意
For irregularity
无规律的饮食
Tell me
告诉我
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
你为什么一定要让我便秘成这副德行呢？
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
此刻我千方百计清空我的肠子
In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain
在浴室里，我坐下，等待，用力
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
然后我汗如雨下，紧咬牙关，痛不欲生
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
噢，我是该吃泻药还是灌肠？
No, no, no
不，不，不
I was feelin' pretty down
我感觉糟透了
'Til my girlfriend came around
直到我的女朋友赶过来陪我
We're just so alike in every way
我们不管哪里都很像
I gotta say
我得说
In fact, I just thought I might
事实上，我正在考虑
Pop the question there that night
在那天晚上向她求婚
I was kissing her so tenderly
我还温柔的亲了她
But woe is me
悲哀啊
Who would have guessed
谁会想到
Her family crest
去翻她的族谱时
I'd suddenly spy
我突然发现
Tattooed on her thigh
她大腿上的胎记
And son-of-a-gun
我的老天啊！
It's just like the one on me
居然和我的那个一样
Tell me
告诉我
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
我怎么会知道我们居然是亲戚？
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
相信我，如果我知道她是我的表姐，我们永远也不可能约会
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
现在怎么办？我该不该向她求婚
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
然后结婚，然后生出一个有着十一个脚趾的孩子
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
然后搬到能够容忍这种事的阿拉巴马州？
No, no, no
不，不，不
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
（不 不，不 不，不 不，不 不，不 不）
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no)
（不 不，不 不，不 不，不 不，不 不）
I had so much on my mind
我脑袋里想的东西实在太多了
I thought maybe I'd unwind
我想我应该放松一下了
Try out that new roller coaster ride
我要试试那个新的过山车
And the guide
导游告诉我
Said not to stand
不要站着
But that's a demand
但这种体验
That I couldn't meet
根本满足不了我
I got on my feet
我移动我的脚
And stood up instead
然后站了起来
And knocked off my head, you see
结果撞掉了我的头，你瞧
Tell me
告诉我
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
为什么我一定要给自己斩首呢？
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
这真是个巨大的麻烦，我真的讨厌极了
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
简直就是拖累，现在我不能进食，不能呼吸，不能打呼噜
I can't belch or yodel anymore
不能打嗝也不能唱约德尔山歌
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了
Oh, no
噢，不！
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
为什么我一定要让自己身体残缺呢？
(Yeah, yeah)
（耶，耶）
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
我不得不说，没有脑袋的生活让我十分恼怒
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
我不能眨眼，不能咳嗽，不能打喷嚏
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
但是我的脖子还可以享受舒适的清风
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
自从身首分离之后我感觉再也不一样了
No, no, no
不，不，不
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