- Weird Al Yankovic Hardware Store 歌词
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Ever (ever) happens in this town
在这个镇上发生过 Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here 感觉低落(低落),这附近没什么可做的。 I thought that I would go right outta my mind 我以为我马上就要走了 Until a friend told me the news 直到一个朋友告诉我这个消息
他说:“(嘿),你知道那块空地吗? He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot 就在加油站旁边?嗯,有人买了它 Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it 在现场,他们要建一个商店 And on the spot they're gonna build a shop 我们可以去那里买螺栓和螺丝” Where we can go buy bolts and screws" 从那以后,我一直在空中行走。(???
我几乎不能刷牙或梳头发 Since then I've been walking on air (air) 因为我太兴奋了,我真的不在乎 I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 我从去年六月开始就在等你 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care 今天终于到了 I've been waiting since last June 我现在很高兴活着(???
因为任何时候我都会在里面 For this day to finally arrive 嗯,我希望他们很快就开门 I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 我等不及了不我等不及了 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside 他们什么时候开门? Well, I hope they open soon 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店 I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 When they gonna open up that door? 五金店~ I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the 我在睡袋里露营了一夜。 Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the 就在商店的前面,然后一熄灯 Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the 我把鼻子贴在玻璃上 Hardware store 你知道,我必须排在第一
给我拿个手电筒和扫帚 In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight 我房子里每个房间都要一把钳子 Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out 看到那些锯子了吗?非常,非常快 I pressed my nose right up against the glass 其中一个就是我的了 You know, I had to be first in line 带着名牌走在过道上的人
一排排的花园水管绵延数英里 Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom 全新套筒扳手,款式繁多 Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house 全部按字母顺序排列 See those hacksaws? Very, very soon 他们在做大促销 One of them will be all mine 前面有一个很大的紫色标志牌
说每27个顾客 Guys with nametags walking down the aisles 会得到一个免费的球锤 Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles 我等不及了不我等不及了 Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles 他们什么时候开门? All arranged alphabetically 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店 And they're doing a promotional stunt 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 There's a great big purple sign out front 五金店~ That says every 27th customer 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去 Will get a ball pein hammer free 去五金店,真的去五金店
去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) 五金店 When are they gonna open up that door? 前方高能!!! I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the 你能看看那些东西吗… Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the 他们有艾伦扳手,沙鼠喂食器,马桶座,电加热器 Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the 垃圾压实机、榨汁机、淋浴杆和水表 Hardware store 对讲机、铜线、护目镜、子午线轮胎
BB颗粒、橡胶锤、风扇和除湿器 I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the 画架、切纸机、华夫饼熨斗、百叶窗 Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the 除漆剂、百叶窗、遮蔽胶带和塑料檐沟 Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the 厨房水龙头、折叠桌、挡风雨条、跳线 Hardware store 钩子和滑车、勾缝剂和抹墙粉、电动喷雾器、勺子和汤勺
熏蒸、高性能润滑用杀虫剂 (breathe) 金属屋顶,防水,多用途绝缘 Would you look at all that stuff ... 空气压缩机、黄铜接头、凿子、烟雾探测器 They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters 轮胎压力表、仓鼠笼、恒温器和防虫器 Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters 拖车挂接装置消磁器、自动割礼器 Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires 网球拍、角撑架、硬膜细胞和能量器 BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers 拱腹板、电路制动器、真空吸尘器、咖啡机 Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters 计算器、发电机、配套的盐和胡椒搅拌器 Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters 我等不及了不我等不及了 Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables 他们什么时候开门? Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去 Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication 去五金店,真的去五金店 Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors 五金店~ Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去 Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers 去五金店,真的去五金店 Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers 五金店~ Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers 我要去(是的,我要去),我要去
去五金店,真的去五金店 I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) 去(五)我去(五)哦,是的,我去 When are they gonna open up that door? 五金店~ I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
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