- Weird Al Yankovic Hardware Store 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Ever (ever) happens in this town
在這個鎮上發生過
Feelin low down (down), not a lot to do around here
感覺低落（低落），這附近沒什麼可做的。
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
我以為我馬上就要走了
Until a friend told me the news
直到一個朋友告訴我這個消息
他說：“（嘿），你知道那塊空地嗎？
He said, '(Hey), you know that vacant lot
就在加油站旁邊？嗯，有人買了它
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
在現場，他們要建一個商店
And on the spot theyre gonna build a shop
我們可以去那裡買螺栓和螺絲”
Where we can go buy bolts and screws'
從那以後，我一直在空中行走。 （？？？
我幾乎不能刷牙或梳頭髮
Since then Ive been walking on air (air)
因為我太興奮了，我真的不在乎
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
我從去年六月開始就在等你
Cause Im so excited and I really dont care
今天終於到了
Ive been waiting since last June
我現在很高興活著（？？？
因為任何時候我都會在裡面
For this day to finally arrive
嗯，我希望他們很快就開門
Im so happy (happy ) now just to be alive
我等不及了不我等不及了
Cause any minute now Im gonna be inside
他們什麼時候開門？
Well, I hope they open soon
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
去五金店，真的去五金店
I cant wait no, (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
When they gonna open up that door?
五金店~
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin to the
我在睡袋裡露營了一夜。
Goin to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
就在商店的前面，然後一熄燈
Goin (hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
我把鼻子貼在玻璃上
Hardware store
你知道，我必須排在第一
給我拿個手電筒和掃帚
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
我房子裡每個房間都要一把鉗子
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
看到那些鋸子了嗎？非常，非常快
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
其中一個就是我的了
You know, I had to be first in line
帶著名牌走在過道上的人
一排排的花園水管綿延數英里
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
全新套筒扳手，款式繁多
Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
全部按字母順序排列
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
他們在做大促銷
One of them will be all mine
前面有一個很大的紫色標誌牌
說每27個顧客
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
會得到一個免費的球錘
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
我等不及了不我等不及了
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
他們什麼時候開門？
All arranged alphabetically
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
去五金店，真的去五金店
And theyre doing a promotional stunt
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
Theres a great big purple sign out front
五金店~
That says every 27th customer
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
Will get a ball pein hammer free
去五金店，真的去五金店
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
I cant wait no, (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
五金店
When are they gonna open up that door?
前方高能！ ！ ！
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin to the
你能看看那些東西嗎…
Goin to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
他們有艾倫扳手，沙鼠餵食器，馬桶座，電加熱器
Goin (hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
垃圾壓實機、榨汁機、淋浴桿和水錶
Hardware store
對講機、銅線、護目鏡、子午線輪胎
BB顆粒、橡膠錘、風扇和除濕器
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a- goin to the
畫架、切紙機、華夫餅熨斗、百葉窗
Goin' to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
除漆劑、百葉窗、遮蔽膠帶和塑料簷溝
Goin (hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
廚房水龍頭、折疊桌、擋風雨條、跳線
Hardware store
鉤子和滑車、勾縫劑和抹牆粉、電動噴霧器、勺子和湯勺
熏蒸、高性能潤滑用殺蟲劑
(breathe)
金屬屋頂，防水，多用途絕緣
Would you look at all that stuff ...
空氣壓縮機、黃銅接頭、鑿子、煙霧探測器
Theyve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
輪胎壓力表、倉鼠籠、恆溫器和防蟲器
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
拖車掛接裝置消磁器、自動割禮器
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
網球拍、角撐架、硬膜細胞和能量器
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
拱腹板、電路制動器、真空吸塵器、咖啡機
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
計算器、發電機、配套的鹽和胡椒攪拌器
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
我等不及了不我等不及了
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
他們什麼時候開門？
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
去五金店，真的去五金店
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
五金店~
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
去五金店，真的去五金店
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
五金店~
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
我要去（是的，我要去），我要去
去五金店，真的去五金店
I cant wait no, (no I) I cant wait (oh when)
去（五）我去（五）哦，是的，我去
When are they gonna open up that door?
五金店~
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin to the
Goin to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
Goin (hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
Hardware store
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin to the
Goin to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
Goin ( hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
Hardware store
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin to the
Goin to the (hard) ware Im goin, really goin to the
Goin (hard) Im goin to the (hard) oh yes, Im goin to the
Hardware store
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