- Weird Al Yankovic Trash Day 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Rotten, so rotten here
So rotten, oh
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin kinda nastay
Even though the garbage
I knew would reek(You know)
Thought that
I could leave it for one more week
Then, um,
Im takin, birthday cake an(Oh)
Chili and greasy old bacon
Throw it all on top of the mess
I been makin
Wifes so mad, she starts to shakin
Leaky bag, an now that girl is gaggin
Shes naggin, 'I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floorIs that too much to ask you for?'
But I see no reason why, cant let a few more weeks go by
And now garbage is piled up high
And buddy, you should see the flies,
I saidTheres somethin rotten here(Say what?)
You better hold your nose(Oh)
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out, oh
Boy, theres a lot in here(A lot)
And every day it grows(Oh)
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out(Make ya wanna throw up)
Look at all this garbage that
I keep generatin(Come on)
I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin
Bet theres a hundred health codes that
Im violatin
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin
You wont believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
Its so messy, cant find my toenail clippers
Its so bad, the roaches wearin slippers
Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint
Stand up by themselves at this point
Its so filthy, now baby,
I cant lie
I wipe my feet before
I go outside
I wonder what crawled in here and died(You know)
Walkin round barefoot,
Id be terrified
But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends
Like 'Hey, I think them rats gettin big', oh
Theres somethin rotten here( Say what?)
You better hold your nose(Oh)
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out, oh
Look what we got in here(Now what?)
Lets watch it decompose(Oh)
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out(Make ya wanna throw up)
With a little bit and a little bit a
Make me wanna throw up
It makes ya wanna
Just makes ya wanna, oh
Some Lysol, some
CometI got a mop and its got your name on it(What?)
Im just kiddin, doggone it(Oh)
Unless you gonna do it
Careful not to breathe the fumes
Check it, garbage piles are goin
All the way to the bathroom
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
Better get a
Hazmat suit and a push broom, oh
Theres somethin rotten here(Say what?)
You better hold your nose(Oh)
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out, oh
Its gone to pot in here(Now what?)
Bring out the fire hose
Hey, you disgusting slob
You gotta take the trash out( Make ya wanna throw up)
With a little bit and a little bit a
Make me wanna throw up
Give a little bit and a tiny bit a
Make ya wanna throw up
Mix a little bit a, with a molecule a
Make me wanna throw up
It makes me wanna
Just makes me wanna, oh
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