- Weird Al Yankovic Couch Potato 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- LookIf you had
One shotTo sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the
TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
YoRemote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
Theres Flintstones on the
TV already
Wilma n
BettyNo virgin to channel surfin
And Im HD -ready
So I flipGarbage is all
Im getting
Theres Simon
CowellWho folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
Theyre dyin, wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel
Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzys family
Sho loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
YoPlus 'Da Ali G Show'
And 'Celebrity Mole'
Oh, and theres
Anna Nicole
Well, shes scaring me'Look ma, no cavities'
Oh, its a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something'Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV'
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe Travel
Channel, Discovery, and
Lifetime (yo)'Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV'
They told me, cajoled me, 'Turn off those music videos' (no)
Im gonna watch
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe History
Channel and
QVC and Lifetime (yo)(Youre gonna)
My butt is aching
As I watch
NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To '24' to 'Law And Order'
The Weather
Channels boring like '60 Minutes's ancient reporters
Next up on 'E! True Hollywood Story'
The rise and decline of twelve actors named
CoreyShows for next fall, theyve already been namin'CSI: Boise' and 'Touched By An Uncle' both sound pretty lame n
So does 'Everybody Tolerates Raymond'
And 'King of Queens' jumped the shark the first minute
I cant believe
Richard Simmons aint in it
Ill move right on to ' 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter'
Then I bet
I watch 'The Bachelorette'
Followed by 'Welcome Back, Kotter'
And 'The Muppet Show' where they go
Mahna Mahna'Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV'
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe Disney
Channel and
A&E and Lifetime (yo)'Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV'
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love
Lisa Kudrow (drow)
Im looking at
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe Playboy
Channel and
Court TV and
Lifetime (yo )(Youre Gonna)
Never missed 'Melrose Place' or 'Lost In Space'
Ive seen each 'Amazing Race' and 'Without A Trace'
But I only watched 'Will And Grace' one time one day
Wish I hadnt cause
TiVo now thinks
Im gayOh, and 'Fear Factor'
I watched maybe a half hour
After that,felt like
I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions'Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians'
Like to tie up those programming planners
Make em watch all of that junk til their heads explode just like 'Scanners'
Leech-covered grub-eatin fools on 'Survivor'
Look theres
James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of
Mr. Rob Schneider
And theres 'Gilligan ' and 'SpongeBob', plus theres 'MacGyver'
And Jay Leno has got
Madonna, hey theres
Luke Perry on a
Special all
Pig-Latin episode of 'Drew Carey'
Wanna turn on 'E.T.' cause
Im a gossip freak
And I gotta know who
J. Lo is marryin this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to 'Are You Hot?'
I was planning on recording 'The Sopranos'
I forgotI love shows with or without a plot
Ill stare til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
Im gonna spend my life watching television a lot'Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV'
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe Sci-
Fi Channel and
AMC and Lifetime (yo)'Youre gonna lose your mind watching TV'
They told me, cajoled me, 'Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show' (no)
I got it on
C-SPAN, TV-
Land, and
HBOThe Learning
Channel and
MTV and Lifetime (yo)(Youre gonna)
You can watch anything you want to, man
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