- Weird Al Yankovic My Own Eyes 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- I saw a baby drive a truck
我見過一個嬰兒開卡車
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
我見過一個吸毒哥們吃喇叭
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
我見過一個脫衣舞女親鴨子
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
在阿魯巴的垃圾車後面
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
我看見這個又肥又神經的老伙計
His underwear was made of crickets
他穿著蟋蟀做成的內褲
He pawned a skeleton to buy
他用他全部的積蓄去買
Some old expired lotto tickets
一些老舊過期的樂透彩票
I saw a naked vagrant giving
我見過裸奔的流浪漢
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
嘴對嘴給他的貓做人工呼吸
I probably could have gone my whole life
我也許會過擁有一個更美好的人生
Without seeing that
在沒有見到這些的情況下
With my own eyes
用我自己的眼睛
I see things thatd drive a normal man insane
我看見了足以讓一個正常人瘋掉的東西
Wish I could disconnect my brain
真希望我的大腦能斷開
From my own eyes
與我視覺的聯繫
I saw a mime get hacked to death
我見過一個小丑被砍死
With an imaginary cleaver
兇手是他幻想中的屠刀
I saw an old mans final breath
我見過一個老人嚥下最後一口氣
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
我親眼見到他死於比伯狂熱
I saw these diabetic chicks
我見過這些有糖尿病的小妞
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
在一座廢棄的711便利店裡
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
我親眼見到她們一邊吸神仙棒
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
一邊吼著《天堂的階梯》
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
我見過兩個女裝基佬想試試用多少咸餅乾
They could shove up each others nose
才能塞滿他們的鼻子
Id like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
我真TM想徹底清除這些記憶，但是我猜
Thats just the way it goes
這就是事物的發展規律
With my own eyes
用我自己的眼睛
I see things thatd drive a normal man insane
我看見了足以讓一個正常人瘋掉的東西
Wish I could disconnect my brain
真希望我的大腦能斷開
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
與我視覺的聯繫
Those visions haunt my memory
那些視線在侵蝕我的記憶
Oh, theres so much I wish I could unsee
噢，有太多我不想看到的東西
With my own eyes
用我自己的眼睛
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
一些牧師喝醉了酒偷了個馬戲團斑馬
And he trained it to massage his back
然後訓練它為自己按摩後背
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
我的豚鼠堅定的切腹自盡了
So we used him to play hacky-sack
所以我們用他來打沙包
My neighbors kids sold weapons grade plutonium
我鄰居家的熊孩子販賣武器級钚
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
和上霜了的冰檸檬水
They took MasterCard and sometimes
他們帶萬事達信用卡有時也會
Human organs in trade, thats how we paid
拿人體器官做交換，那是我們付錢的方式
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
我不得不說這檸檬水真TM帶勁！
With my own eyes
用我自己的眼睛
Ive seen thing thatd drive a normal man insane
我看見了足以讓一個正常人瘋掉的東西
Wish I could disconnect my brain
真希望我的大腦能斷開
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
與我視覺的聯繫
Those visions haunt my memory
那些視線在侵蝕我的記憶
Oh, theres so much I wish I could unsee
噢，有太多我不想看到的東西
With my own eyes x4
用我自己的眼睛
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