- Weird Al Yankovic Handy 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- First things first, Im a craftsman
首先，我是個手藝人
Remodelling is my only passion
改造是我唯一的熱愛
And Im the greatest in the business
我在業內是半壁江山
Want referrals, yo
你想引薦嗎
My clientèle will bear you witness
我的客戶會作證的
I can help when your door jamb sticks
當你門框卡住時，我會幫忙
There is nothing in the world I cant fix
世上沒有什麼我修不了的
I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks
我加瓦，我塑石，我添磚
Call me, Ill come rushing over
撥打電話，咱會火速趕來
with my bag of tricks
帶著我滿袋子的手藝
Where you go when your disposal is rusted
當你的廢品生鏽，你該如何
Termite problem making you disgusted
白蟻成災讓你厭惡
When your front window is busted
當你的前窗碎了
Just one man thats always trusted
只有一個人能擔負重任
Im so handy, you already know
我手藝高超，你也知道
Ill fix your plumbing
我會修你家的管道
when your toilets over flows
當你家廁所水漫金山
Im so handy, Ill bring you up to code
我手藝高超，你的一切都會變好
When your dishwashers about to explode
當你家洗碗機要炸了
Now you see that
現在你看到了
your furnace is needing some service
你家火爐需要點上門服務
Im fully bonded, no need to be nervous
我完全有擔保，不必緊張
Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica
也許你家會成另一個富美家
Maybe Ill hook up your dish washer combo dryer
也許我會連好洗碗機兼組合式烘乾機
But all your pipes are antique
但你家水管是古董歲數
Your water pressures too weak
你家水壓實在太小
You got an attic full of dry rot
你家閣樓要廢掉了
Because your roof sprung a leak
因為你家屋頂有個窟窿
Your fridge is starting to reek
你家冰箱散發出惡臭
Your hardwood floors really squeak
你家硬木板嘎吱響得起勁
But dont you worry
但你別擔心
Ill just show you my amazing technique
讓你看看我的炫酷手藝吧
Now let me glue that,
現在膠上那個
glue that and screw that, screw that
膠上那個，再釘上這個，釘上
Any random chore you got,
使你困擾的各種雜務
well I can do that, do that
我都能搞定
Or maybe Ill just rewire your house for fun
也許我樂意給你家重新佈線
I got 99 problems but a switch aint one
我有99個問題，但開關不算
Im so handy, everyone said so
我手藝高超，大家都這麼說
Ill grout your bathroom, resurface your patio
我會給你浴室瓷磚灌漿，重鋪你家院子
Im so handy, Im the guy to know
我手藝高超，我無所不知
When your leaf blower doesnt blow-oh-oh-oh
當你家吹葉機不會動
Patch the drywall,
補好清水牆
clean your gutters and mow the lawn
打掃你家排水溝，修剪好草坪
Make that phone call ,
撥打電話吧
Ill install anything you want
我會收拾好你想要的
Yeah, check my big staple gun,
耶，瞧瞧我的大釘槍
my socket wrenches are second to none
我的管鉗子獨一無二
I wont quit til Im done,
沒干好我是不會走的
dont even care if I hammer my thumb
敲到我的拇指也小意思
Still rocking my screwdriver
繼續鼓搗我的螺絲刀
Got the whole world thinking Im MacGuyver
全世界都會知道我是馬蓋先
Your heating bills are shocking
你家取暖費簡直可怕
I can solve that with some duct tape
用一些膠帶就能完事
and some caulking
再填填縫隙
Your house is a disaster, huh?
你的房子簡直是災難，對吧？
Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh?
是不是要一個有塗牆泥的大師呢？
Let me be your stripper
讓我做你家的脫漆劑吧
Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker
去掉這些油漆，沒人比我快
Im so handy, you already know
我手藝高超，你也知道
Ill beat all price quotes,
那些報價的可以滾蛋了
my hourly rates are low
我計時工資很廉價
Im so handy, you should call this pro
我手藝高超，你應該叫叫我
Im in the phone book and se habla Espa ol
我的名字在電話簿裡，還說的是西班牙語
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