- Weird Al Yankovic CNR 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
查爾斯·納爾遜·賴利是個強人
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
你不可能不尊敬他
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
他身長八英尺，戴著一副眼鏡
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
脖子背後長著第三個乳頭
He ate his own weight in coal
他每天吃相當於自重的煤塊
And excreted diamonds every day
並每天會排泄出一堆鑽石
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
他能把你扔下樓梯
But you still would love him anyway
但你無論如何還是會愛他的
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
對啊，你也明白你還是會愛他的
查爾斯·納爾遜·賴利贏了環法自行車賽
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
只憑兩隻漏氣的輪胎和一條消失的車鏈
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
他訓練一條響尾蛇來洗熨衣服
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
我告訴你，這人簡直是瘋了
I' m tellin' you the man was insane
他能掏出你正在跳動的心臟
He could rip out your beatin' heart
再在你死之前給你看上一眼
And show it to you right before you died
每天他會把競猜節目的主持人
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
當作大馬騎
Give him a piggyback ride
是啊，長達兩小時的騎大馬
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
駕，吉恩！
Giddyup, Gene!
忍者戰士，你這偽裝大師
他能用他的鐳射眼融化你的腦袋
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
噢耶
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
噢耶
Oh yeah
他在機動車部門有專門通道
Oh yeah
他與一頭海牛翻雲覆雨
He had his very own line at the DMV
噢耶
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
噢耶，還有一些事情，我告訴你
Oh yeah
查爾斯·納爾遜·賴利賣了他的趾甲屑
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
把它當烈性春藥賣了出去
Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
他蒙住眼在一分鐘內跑完一英里
As a potent aphrodisiac
背上還綁著一台發動機組
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
他能吃更多的冷凍華夫餅
With an engine block strapped to his back
比我所知道的人吃得還多
He could eat more frozen waffles
有一次他從克萊斯勒大廈上摔下來
Than any other man I know
然後他勉強傷著了他的腳趾頭
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
輕微擦傷了他的腳趾頭
And he barely even stubbed his toe
並不疼
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
查爾斯·納爾遜·賴利計算出了冷聚變
Didn't even hurt
但他從未告訴任何人
我曾看過一個人張開他的雙顎
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
讓他吞下了整個大眾車
But he never ever told a soul
他會用鐵鍬砸你的臉
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
因為你沒把他當大明星
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
你可以啐一口或者扯超人的斗篷
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
但老天也知道你不該輕蔑CNR
If you didn't treat him like a star
不不不
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
說說那個CNR
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
噢
No no no
Talkin' bout CNR
Ohh
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