- Weird Al Yankovic Craigslist 歌詞
- Weird Al Yankovic
- Whoa, yeah!
Youve got a 65
Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
Ill trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly-used sombrero
And Ill even throw in a stapler, if you insist
Craigslist
Im on Craigslist, baby, come on
YeahWell, we shared a quick glance
Saturday at the mall
I never took a chance, never approached you at all
You were a blonde half-
Asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearin red
Speedos and a hockey mask
Come on, lets find that love connection that we missed
On Craigslist
Yeah, Craigslist, come on
Im on Craigslist, baby
Maybe you are too
Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
An open letter to the snotty barista
At the Coffee
Bean on San
Vicente Boulevard:
I know there were 20 people behind me in line
But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
Didnt you see me hold up my index finger?
That means
Ill order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
So whats with the attitude, lady?
No tip for you
Got a trash can of
Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free
You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
But the trash can aint part of the deal
Only givin you the peanuts, get real
Dont have no
Hefty bags, so bring your own
Dont bug me with questions on the phone
Dont ask for help, dont waste my time
And dont complain, cause they wont cost you a dime
Just ask yourself
Do you wantmy
Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have my
Styrofoam peanuts
Do you want my
Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have em all
Theyre on
Craigslist, yeah
Craigslist, oh baby, come on
Im on Craigslist,
Craigslist,
Craigslist
Im on Craigslist,
Craigslist,
Craigslist now
Craigslist
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