- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me 歌詞 Weird Al Yankovic
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- Weird Al Yankovic
- Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
Theres no way were gonna slow it down.
You say weve gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long were gonna be around?
Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
And its hard to disagree with what you say.
But, if time is so precious why you wastin mine?
Cause Im always reading; always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
[05:13.15][02:45.44][02:18.23][01:20.50][01:01.58][00 :52.44][04:45.46][04:52.42][04:34.63][04:12.47][04:08.68][04:04.87][03:59.12]Stop forwarding that crap to me
Well I dont need tons of cringe-inducing puns,
No, it isnt OK if you brighten my day
With some cut-and-pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry.
And I didnt request a personality test.
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Youre sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments
To every single person you know.
You pass around a link to some dumb thing on Youtube
That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just cant believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes, someonell point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk youre spewing constantly.
No, I dont want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Send more top ten lists and Ill slash my wrists
Please, stop forwarding that crap to me
Well Im sorry I cant accept your paranoidrant
And I dont want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
Wont you kindly refrain, cause its hurting my brain.
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodys cat!
Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?
And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin arent really George Carlin!
Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong!
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
And I highly doubt some dead girls gonna kill me
if I dont pass your letter along!!
Well I know youre wishin I will sign your petition
But, stop forwarding that crap to me
And I dont wanna read your series of conspiracy theories
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC
Now, I gotta insist...
Take me off your list!
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop it now.)
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Oh, nooo)
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (I cant take it!)
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Ah, Please!)
Stop forwarding that crap to me (You gotta stop!)
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Right NOW!)
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Im not kidding!)
At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!
STOP! (Sending me that)
CRAP! (I dont want it!)
Dont send it to me! No, dont send it to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop!)
To me
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